天生一个球
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他很瘦啊!这是今天的专栏,他做餐馆评论的最后一篇。挺逗的。发现他果然住上西区,so cliche.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/26/dinin ... 6rest.html
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Scratch off the appetizers and entrees that are most like dishes you’ve seen in many other restaurants, because they represent this one at its most dutiful, conservative and profit-minded. The chef’s heart isn’t in them.
Scratch off the dishes that look the most aggressively fanciful. The chef’s vanity — possibly too much of it — spawned these.
Then scratch off anything that mentions truffle oil.
Choose among the remaining dishes.
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新的评论家是Sam Sifton http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/ ... the-times/

下面这段Q&A看得我两眼发绿:
http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/ ... t-i-weigh/
Question:

下面这段Q&A看得我两眼发绿:
http://dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com/ ... t-i-weigh/
Question:
Answer:f I am correct, Frank Bruni opted to take his pre-job eating tour in France and Hong Kong (and New York, kind of, and French Laundry). Any early indication on where you would like to travel, Sam?
TMD, 这份工作真好, 正式上班前还能满世界地溜一圈,到处吃喝。thanks for these questions. I’m forwarding the first to the accountants and news administrators as complete explanation for why I just booked flights to and hotel rooms in Paris, Aix-en-Provence, Brussels, Shanghai, Barcelona, Riga, Los Angeles, Seattle, Toronto, Mexico City, Stellenbosch, South Africa and Big Pine Key, Florida (home to the only credibly fantastic ham and pineapple pizza on Earth — no lie). That’s a half serious response, of course. Without giving too much away, my plan is to eat widely here in town and out on the road, combining reviewing duties with reporting ones. What I learn, I plan to pass along as soon as I can!
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小K,你后来看这本书了嘛? 我这几天看得差不多了,哇,跌破眼镜。以为是本讲美食家是如何培养出来的书,没想到他从小就是粒暴食暴饮的家伙,无论是意大利奶奶亲手做的小饺子还是超市买来的垃圾食物都吃得特凶,可吃完了又厌恶自己,跟食物的爱于恨关系一点不象粒美食家更象欧普拉。 书中大把情节讲他yoyo节食的过程,去厕所扣喉咙啦吞speed啦游泳啦,反正总是瘦下来后又胖了,没完没了的。而且胖了后没自信,即使有人找上门来了他因为不肯相信人家怎么会喜欢他把人据了,还有因为找不到合适的裤子不赴约的事儿。我越看越觉得too much information. 又可怜他吧又觉得他干吗把自己脏衣服在我们面前抖了又抖。原来对他的尊敬丢到天不吐去了。
对,他是粒弯男。 各大饭馆也知道这个,认出他来后就把漂亮的女招待撤下来,上个帅哥去给他抛媚眼。
对,他是粒弯男。 各大饭馆也知道这个,认出他来后就把漂亮的女招待撤下来,上个帅哥去给他抛媚眼。


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Knowing wrote:你真毒!
类似的事儿发生过。有年情人节,情儿说要为我做饭,叫我八点去他家。早上十点他就出门了。。。跑到我家边上的施屠户那里买小牛脚腕,鸭油demi gloss,然后去某家海鲜店买拆蟹肉和鱼子酱,最后他家边上的eli's vinegar factory买菜,下午三点半才到家。。。五点半他惊慌的打电话跟我说,要来不及了,你八点半来。我说不着急,我下班过来,没做完就没做完吧。然后我知道这人做事磨矶,就差不多九点才去,知道他要做四道菜也不敢先吃啥免的到时候吃不下了他不高兴。到他家老子饿的前心贴后背的,他一头汗的来开门,说还没做好,我一听都要跟他急了,你丫五点半知道来不及少做两道菜不行吗!勉强陪着笑脸说咱先吃开胃菜垫巴垫巴行么?被断然拒绝了,说,不行,我费了一天功夫做完美的晚餐,你就不能再等几分钟?我只好空肚喝着酒又等了十五分钟 。终于开吃了,从色拉开始一道道吃,我不停的夸,他还不断的沮丧Caviar crabmeat parfait 塌了这啊那啊的, 我得不停的表示肯定,累的半死。晚饭完了我表示要洗碗,他说我洗的不干净拒绝了。我从此明白了啥叫高维修。。。![]()
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没人注意到这是个多么华丽的炫耀贴吗?