都市随机观察

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2005-01-28 12:30

活跃一下版面，我攒下来的真实笑话，没找到机会塞进小说。

( 一)
在字母城(ghetto area)小礼品店工作的黑妞给我看她打出来的货品清单。卡片一栏下分种类：Love; Prison Visit; Pimp; Ganstra
我天真的可耻，困惑的问：甚么是监狱卡？
她也困惑的回答：就是专门寄到监狱里的卡片呗。
问：为什么要有专门寄到监狱里的卡片？(想：又不是甚么值得庆祝的事。)
她愤懑的回答：因为有人坐监狱，而且他们都有父母姊妹。

又问：哈叫ganstra 卡？(心里估摸是给朋友的卡片的俗称)
她说：就是寄给你的帮派里的兄弟的。
我差点要说：“真的是给黑帮弟兄的？”没敢问，怕显得自己装纯洁。pimp 卡估计就是真的给pimp 的。也没敢问。

(二)
一个人指责另一个(到处睡的)人：“你不能把长远关系建立在情欲基础上！”
那人回答：“当然不是！不过正如长远关系也不是建立在一杯咖啡和二十分钟愉快交谈的基础上，不表示这不是个不错的出发点。”

(三)
朋友在餐馆等人，对方还没来，他先在酒吧喝一杯。酒吧挺挤的，两个女孩坐那儿聊天，边上凳子上放件大衣。他迟疑了会，问她们：“这个凳子有人坐么？”
不理他。
提高音量：“请问，这个凳子有人坐么？”
不理他。
拍了那姑娘一下：“请问，这个凳子有人坐么？”
她终于扭过身来，不耐烦的白他一眼：“有, 我的大衣. ”

(四)

两人说起他们一个朋友A, 一天大家喝酒，A 特兴奋特神秘的掏出张金晃晃的卡片，说：“瞧我买了哈？！xx 脱衣舞俱乐部的终身会员资格，才三百块！”
俩人也很兴奋：“这么便宜？我也要买我也要买。”
A 得意的说：“ 这样的deal , 是随便就买的么？我是运气好，昨天我在那儿的时候，他们搞一次性促销，必须是首次光顾才有资格以三百块的价格购买终身会员.”
俩人就鼓动说：“咱们去看看去看看”
A 还扭捏道：“我昨天刚去过..."
最后夹不住俩人拼命鼓动，就去了。到那里一看，门上贴一条：“即日起结束营业”

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2005-01-28 12:41

this is sooooooooooooooooooooo new york!

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2005-01-28 12:43

hmm, an R-rated question, do people fall emotionally in love after a lot of physical love?

笑嘻嘻 · Post by **笑嘻嘻** » 2005-01-28 13:52

It is possible. Honey.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2005-01-28 13:54

so the player is not completely wrong, is he?

笑嘻嘻 · Post by **笑嘻嘻** » 2005-01-28 13:54

我也曾经友好多好玩的事儿要讲。结果我也不知道抽什么风开始写小说。小黄瓜舍不得用。结果小说没憋出来，小黄瓜也不知道被自己藏在哪个坑里找不着了。

笑嘻嘻 · Post by **笑嘻嘻** » 2005-01-28 13:56

Well, if there is no meaning in life, what is wrong with playing around? I mean, if that doesn't hurt anybody.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2005-01-28 14:07

笑嘻嘻 wrote:我也曾经友好多好玩的事儿要讲。结果我也不知道抽什么风开始写小说。小黄瓜舍不得用。结果小说没憋出来，小黄瓜也不知道被自己藏在哪个坑里找不着了。

掘地三尺！找！

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2005-01-28 14:26

do people fall emotionally in love after a lot of physical love?

Does it matter?

Depends on who you're talking to and about.

Some people like to make verbal love, some like to make physical love.

Why are people obsessively agonize over the theories of love, especially long-term love in marriage? Love in marriage, like antibiotics and obesity, is a new phenomenon not ingrained in human genes. People in the past never even bothered with it.

猫咪头 · Post by **猫咪头** » 2005-01-28 14:57

tiffany wrote:hmm, an R-rated question, do people fall emotionally in love after a lot of physical love?

Isn't it too dangerous, then.

You were just physical this guy around, with no emotional string attached, and then BOOM you MAY get emotionally hooked? That is like try AOL for free, but you may suddenly get a burning urge to hand over your wallet.

Players do settle down sometimes. But those who do it consciously fish in a different pool for "keeps".

猫咪头 · Post by **猫咪头** » 2005-01-28 15:03

By the way, does "make verbal love" mean when people in driver's seats go "F@#$ YOU" "F@#$ YOU 2 "

洛洛 · Post by 洛洛 » 2005-01-28 21:16

嗯，我觉得好的physical love不一定能建立真正，长久，理解的爱情基础，，但是糟糕的physical love一定会毁坏哈。