hehe, i'm totally mourning the loss of my bad-ass rap! my friends there were like, "yeah you shouldn't worry about cops, coz you're from the east coast! you guys are mellow! i heard over there the left lane is only used for passing! (thunderous laughter)"

what do you say to that?
anyway, i'd say go to the sea world, even though it's a total and unabashed tourist trap. the reason is simply that everybody goes... and there're some good shows. (make sure to get to the shamu shows at least 15 minutes in advance, and that's on a weekday...) i did like the zoo a lot, but it's definitely time-consuming. the express shuttle saved my life (or feet).
Now that happy moment between the time the lie is told and when it is found out.