刚发现这个网站，overheard, 都是人在路边听到的对话片段。太逗啦。有的太黄，儿童慎入。挑几个不那么黄的贴一下，过过翻译村言俚语的瘾。
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
女人在讲电话：不，我是说，随便。宝宝死的时候我也流了眼泪。狗屎！我还参加了葬礼，这小东西甚至没有出生！谁他妈的给没出生的宝宝办葬礼？不管怎么说，我不是要说这个。我的意思是：我他妈的绝对不去一年前参加过他葬礼的宝宝的生日晚会。这太病态了！ ..... 他们最好别指望大家送礼。
嬉皮女：她说：贝丝是她最好的朋友。我说：最好的朋友？这话可真够小资的。
游客妇女：纽约每个人都对人很友好，我真没想到。
纽约妇女：我们其实挺友好的，就是太忙于自恋。
女一：我很逗。
女二：你不逗。
女一：我逗的。人人都说我很逗。
女二：当然他们这么说。那是因为你长的不好看。
在电影院听到的：
某男：我只是说，也许你不应该挑选<佐罗>作为你看的第一部美国电影。
女一：别说话，我都听不见他说什么了。
女二：母狗，你不是读过原著了嘛。
男一：你还在给制片公司修车？
男二：是啊，我还上了电影。你去看<原色>(prime)。乌玛瑟曼演的。我出现了足有二十秒，带着红头巾在街上打篮球。那时我刚出狱，比现在胖三十磅。
黑女：这些垃圾男人都爱看电影...这一点是他们的最低公分母。
某女：我在同时约会两个有孩子的男人，没有一个肯带我去看<哈里波特>。这可糟透了。
流言
嗯。我们这边小本的报纸也有verbatim栏目。
Overheard in front of the billboard for United 93 at the Garden Theatre:
Girl: Is that "Snakes on a Plane"?
Overhead in Fitness Center:
Guy1: You remember when you thought your internship had a casual dress code?
Guy2: That would have been rough wearing a polo shit on Wall Street. People might have thought I worked in a restaurant. (Apr. 13, 2006)
Overheard in Henry:
There is such a thing as Caucasian-ness in a bottle. It’s called Budweiser. (Nov. 8, 2001)
Joyce Carol Oates, CWR 203:
You don’t have to have a bad opium trip to write well. (Oct. 4, 2001)
Bill Nye in AST 203:
Astrology is evil and bad. I’m not trying to be judgemental, I’m just saying. (Feb. 15, 2001)
Overheard in front of the billboard for United 93 at the Garden Theatre:
Girl: Is that "Snakes on a Plane"?
Overhead in Fitness Center:
Guy1: You remember when you thought your internship had a casual dress code?
Guy2: That would have been rough wearing a polo shit on Wall Street. People might have thought I worked in a restaurant. (Apr. 13, 2006)
Overheard in Henry:
There is such a thing as Caucasian-ness in a bottle. It’s called Budweiser. (Nov. 8, 2001)
Joyce Carol Oates, CWR 203:
You don’t have to have a bad opium trip to write well. (Oct. 4, 2001)
Bill Nye in AST 203:
Astrology is evil and bad. I’m not trying to be judgemental, I’m just saying. (Feb. 15, 2001)
