记一次失败的进攻策略

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tiffany
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记一次失败的进攻策略

Post by tiffany » 2007-01-29 10:36

古人云:进攻是最好的防守。具体到坐车挑座位这个事情上来就是如花花所训:要己挑人不要人挑己,实际操作起来就是上车自己坐在瘦子旁边儿,而不要找个空座位等下站上来一个胖子挤座位。今天早晨上了车,我乃照此原则坐定在一个小个子小娘边上。岂止人算不如天算,刚过两站,该小娘下车了。我对她能兼作防身利器的尖细高根靴注目礼毕,发现两个大块头貌似俄罗斯那边儿出身的大妈往我方向移动。稍微瘦点儿的坐在了三人坐的中间,另外一个挤进了我旁边的靠窗座位。我顿时感觉失去了1/5的空间。我就纳闷儿,开始,难道下次坐定之前还要询问邻座何站下车么?

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Post by 花差花差小将军 » 2007-01-29 13:21

I once was sitting on a commuter train reading newspaper. Somehow I sensed a huge dark cloud descending. I looked and saw a 300+-pound black man about to (slowly) sit down into the seat next to me -- there is no bar or hurdle or any kind of separator. He apologized profusely as he descended and inched his way down into the seat, "I am sorry, I am sorry, I am sorry...." I sighed and swallowed the mean remakrs such as "don't just say sorry, do something about it, man, ever thought about skipping meal for a month or two?"
Once I picked a petite woman and sat next to her. Seconds after, I regreted my decision deeply. She was wearing some fragrance so intrusive and pungent I almost fainted. All the way I wish my nose would lose its sense. Yes, once I arrived and got off the train, I could not smell a thing.
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Post by tiffany » 2007-01-31 11:21

恩,对,比跟胖人挤还要悲惨的是坐在散剧烈味道的人的旁边,比强烈的狐臭更惨的是强烈的香水,比强烈的香水更惨的,是强烈的狐臭味道的香水。
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Post by 红尘有缘 » 2007-02-01 3:11

tiffany wrote:恩,对,比跟胖人挤还要悲惨的是坐在散剧烈味道的人的旁边,比强烈的狐臭更惨的是强烈的香水,比强烈的香水更惨的,是强烈的狐臭味道的香水。
买个口罩 :party004: 别人要是问,就说自己感冒了,但不想传染给他人? :applaudit02:

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Post by saveas » 2007-02-01 7:54

嗯非常同意白博。我曾经有非常惨痛的经历……

某次去上海出差,+2为了让我那天晚上加班到8点钟,说不急回去,第二天早上可以搭+3的车子。结果第二天早上大雾高速封路,我们在花桥收费站从7点四十多等到11点四十。+3是个法国大胖子,爱出汗并且狐臭并且洒大量香水。车子素别克商务车,我坐最后一排,没窗户。

度日如年啊,想死的心都有。

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Post by 85192820 » 2007-02-13 6:13

在武汉你能挤上去就是奇迹~根本没得其他奢望~

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