[笑话]转个笑话,all the same

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sinca
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[笑话]转个笑话,all the same

Post by sinca » 2007-08-29 19:58

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg
replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." :speechless001:

--This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition in Britain.
那薄如蝉翼的未来,经不起谁来拆。

simonsun
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Re: [笑话]转个笑话,all the same

Post by simonsun » 2007-08-29 20:26

sinca wrote:A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg
replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." :speechless001:

--This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a
competition in Britain.
不是特别搞笑嘛
Violent delights.

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