Champagne --> More champagne --> Pizza, large --> Bar experience --> Boobies showing at the bar
Wine and Cheese --> Name one law firm that is going to be referred to as the mother f***er tonight --> The presidential campaign --> Fake Republican --> Fake Catholic --> Fake Asian --> Fake Orgasm --> Fake Asian Orgasm
Veggies and Rice --> Find out who want to work in NY, CA and other places --> Find out who want to do transaction work and who wants litigation --> Which law firm doesn’t cap pro bono hours --> 5 law firms that we don’t want to work for --> The difference between a sweatshop and other law firms since they all make you work very long hours --> Work-life balance --> Doubt whether there is such a thing as work-life balance --> Cravath has not too bad hours--> Beer --> LA firm that has good IP practice --> The difference between hard and soft patent work --> It’s amazing to talk about Hard and Soft with a P-word after it --> Cheers
Brownies --> Cakes --> Jones Day doesn’t pay according to how much business you bring in --> The mother f***er is somebody’s favorite firm --> Milbank is a good place to work --> The most amazing summer job is to work for a judge who presided in a child pornography case and had to excuse himself because he’s involved in a porn scandal himself
More beer --> The law firm that wants women to be women and dislike a firm handshake from a woman --> Butt grabbing at a law firm reception --> The law firm that has 18 weeks of maternity leave --> Social problem --> A girl being a social problem --> Drunk --> Bar talk
