昨晚看了The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Posted: 2006-04-19 10:08
昨晚看了The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/
依然没有看到开头，好在这次只晚了半小时，上次从中间看起，除了荒诞没看出什么眉目，半路就换台了，直觉是个好电影，值得一看。
故事情节很荒诞，英国普通人Arthur Dent在地球被毁灭前被朋友 Ford Prefect（外星人，研究编写新版"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" ）救出，胡作非为的银河系双头总统Zaphod劫走了Arthur的心上人Trillian,94这个Zaphod愚蠢官僚的签署了毁灭地球的文件，只因银河系要修高速公路...幸好还有备份EarthII...Slartibartfast带Arthur参观地球备份制作那一段特技很精彩...新地球主人2小白鼠要取Arthur脑子用最终被消灭了...一切都恢复原状，或许而已。
和Zaphod竞争失败的传教士Humma所传达的教义是擤鼻涕，他们的天堂是条白手帕
Humma Kavula, Congregation: [singing] Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above. And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love. The universe around us emerged from thy nose. Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief, to bring us back to thee.
[End singing]
Zaphod: Hello Humma.
Humma Kavula, Congregation: Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean.
Congregation: Atchoo!
Humma Kavula: Bless you.
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Humma Kavula: [confronting Zaphod Beeblebrox for the first time after losing the Galactic Presidential Election to him] The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern.
Deep Thought巨大的计算机对“生命的意义宇宙的意义到底是什么”给出的答案是42，
Deep Thought居然酷爱看电视 
圆头圆脑的大头机器人Marvin总是很忧郁，由它的关键程序人类本性决定
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.
最后Marvin为了救大家举起 the Point of View Gun 朝只会听从指挥的Vogons开枪使他们倒地哭泣拯救了大家，The Book: [about the Point of View Gun] The Point of View gun conveniently does precisely what its name suggests. That is if you point it at someone and pull the trigger, they instantly see things from your point of view. It was designed by Deep Thought, but commissioned by a consortium of intergalactic angry housewives, who after countless arguments with their husbands were sick to the teeth of ending those arguments with the phrase "You just don't get it, do you?"
Vogons很典型，形象拿zz的话说94屎壳郎，
庞大笨重的身躯，小到几乎没有的脑子，整张脸94嘴大，没有思考也无需思考，完全死照指令，在Vogons星球上只要一思考9会神秘跳出巨大的苍蝇拍迎面痛击 
Ford: Okay, don't think. Nobody think. No ideas. No theories. No nothing.
[they all get smacked in the face by pans coming out of the ground]
Ford, Arthur, Zaphod: Ow!
Ford: [About Vogons] They don't think, they don't imagine, most of them can't even spell, they just run things. And if we don't hitch a ride soon, you won't need the guide to tell you just how unpleasant they can be. They already destroyed a planet today, and that always makes them a little... eeee!
Douglas Adams原著剧本，Garth Jennings导演，2005年的片子，我认为还可以导得更好些，
导演有些把握8住，流于表面，可惜了这么好的题材 
估计原著会更好看些。再看一遍也许思路会更清晰些。
The Book: It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.
The Book: Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found again, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.
http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/
依然没有看到开头，好在这次只晚了半小时，上次从中间看起，除了荒诞没看出什么眉目，半路就换台了，直觉是个好电影，值得一看。
故事情节很荒诞，英国普通人Arthur Dent在地球被毁灭前被朋友 Ford Prefect（外星人，研究编写新版"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" ）救出，胡作非为的银河系双头总统Zaphod劫走了Arthur的心上人Trillian,94这个Zaphod愚蠢官僚的签署了毁灭地球的文件，只因银河系要修高速公路...幸好还有备份EarthII...Slartibartfast带Arthur参观地球备份制作那一段特技很精彩...新地球主人2小白鼠要取Arthur脑子用最终被消灭了...一切都恢复原状，或许而已。
和Zaphod竞争失败的传教士Humma所传达的教义是擤鼻涕，他们的天堂是条白手帕
Humma Kavula, Congregation: [singing] Oh mighty Arkleseizure, thou gazed from high above. And sneezed from out thy nostrils, a gift of bounteous love. The universe around us emerged from thy nose. Now we await with eager expectation, thy handkerchief, to bring us back to thee.
[End singing]
Zaphod: Hello Humma.
Humma Kavula, Congregation: Let us pray. Oh mighty one, we raise our noses to you blocked and unblown, send the handkerchief O blessed one that we may be wiped clean.
Congregation: Atchoo!
Humma Kavula: Bless you.
--------------------------------------
Humma Kavula: [confronting Zaphod Beeblebrox for the first time after losing the Galactic Presidential Election to him] The election is ancient history, Zaphod. If memory serves, you won, proving that good looks and charm win over brilliance and the ability to govern.
Deep Thought巨大的计算机对“生命的意义宇宙的意义到底是什么”给出的答案是42，
Deep Thought居然酷爱看电视 圆头圆脑的大头机器人Marvin总是很忧郁，由它的关键程序人类本性决定
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.
最后Marvin为了救大家举起 the Point of View Gun 朝只会听从指挥的Vogons开枪使他们倒地哭泣拯救了大家，The Book: [about the Point of View Gun] The Point of View gun conveniently does precisely what its name suggests. That is if you point it at someone and pull the trigger, they instantly see things from your point of view. It was designed by Deep Thought, but commissioned by a consortium of intergalactic angry housewives, who after countless arguments with their husbands were sick to the teeth of ending those arguments with the phrase "You just don't get it, do you?"
Vogons很典型，形象拿zz的话说94屎壳郎，
庞大笨重的身躯，小到几乎没有的脑子，整张脸94嘴大，没有思考也无需思考，完全死照指令，在Vogons星球上只要一思考9会神秘跳出巨大的苍蝇拍迎面痛击 Ford: Okay, don't think. Nobody think. No ideas. No theories. No nothing.
[they all get smacked in the face by pans coming out of the ground]
Ford, Arthur, Zaphod: Ow!
Ford: [About Vogons] They don't think, they don't imagine, most of them can't even spell, they just run things. And if we don't hitch a ride soon, you won't need the guide to tell you just how unpleasant they can be. They already destroyed a planet today, and that always makes them a little... eeee!
Douglas Adams原著剧本，Garth Jennings导演，2005年的片子，我认为还可以导得更好些，
导演有些把握8住，流于表面，可惜了这么好的题材 估计原著会更好看些。再看一遍也许思路会更清晰些。The Book: It's an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the *third* most intelligent. The second most intelligent were of course dolphins. Dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of earth and had on many occasions tried to alert mankind but their warnings were mistakenly interpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits.
The Book: Vogons. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious, and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, lost, found again, queried, subjected to public inquiry, lost and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighter. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you.