恶人谷

昨天又是房租日，某人把交房租这个艰巨的任务委派给我，我不负他的重任，一耳朵听见房东回来马上蹿了出去，把租金恭恭敬敬递了上去。房东老头儿给我开收据的时候，问道：你那个男朋友呢？我很不爽，说：那不是我男朋友，是我老公，都结婚５年多了！
tnnd，今年一定得给某人买个戒指套在合适的手指头上昭显他老人家的已婚身份！

这算什么！我原来的室友是一对男人，他们算是结婚了，都带著戒指。有一天新来的门房叫住我：“K 小姐，你有个包裹。”我停下来，他找了找没找到，翻了一下登记簿，说：“哦，你的丈夫已经领了。”我心知他把同屋当我丈夫了，但是没过大脑, 顺口问：“那一个领了？(Which one?)”大家拿这事嘲笑了我很久，好长一段时间我看见这个门房都想含笑上去打招呼谈小话顺便解释一下我和同屋帅哥们关系。

呃，还是小k这个比较的厉害。
后来解释成了没？

Nah, I was hoping he would soon findd out about our purely innocent roomie relationship from other doormen.

Did he?

I guess so. He never referred to my roommate as "your hushand" again.

敢情在别人眼里， 白博是粒穿高跟鞋和男友同居的淑女。 真新鲜！

我敬仰的望着小k，为什么大家欲扬又抑藏之于怀的梦想这么容易地被你实现了呢？

They are married to EACH OTHER, you know...I would not call it a dream...

karen wrote:敢情在别人眼里， 白博是粒穿高跟鞋和男友同居的淑女。 真新鲜！

karen不许往为师的伤疤上撒盐！

Knowing wrote:I guess so. He never referred to my roommate as "your hushand" again.

I guess he just cannot recognize whom he should referred to as "your husband", so, ...