[闲聊]海归的朋友转来的“笑话”
Posted: 2006-09-06 15:00
Hierarchy of Laowai in China
Those who come on tour groups look down on those who
would never dare travel to a “third world country”;
independent tourists look down on those who come on
tour groups; backpackers look down on independent
tourists; “hardcore” backpackers look down on the
other backpackers; English teachers look down on
backpackers; expats here on business look down on
English teachers; and the fucking reporters look down
on everybody.
Speaking Chinese knocks you up one category, as does
marrying Chinese or being a foreign-born Han. I have
yet to meet the top of the pyramid: an ABC who speaks
fluent Mandarin, married a local girl, and works for
the New York Times. But I’m sure he would look down on
all of us.
Those who come on tour groups look down on those who
would never dare travel to a “third world country”;
independent tourists look down on those who come on
tour groups; backpackers look down on independent
tourists; “hardcore” backpackers look down on the
other backpackers; English teachers look down on
backpackers; expats here on business look down on
English teachers; and the fucking reporters look down
on everybody.
Speaking Chinese knocks you up one category, as does
marrying Chinese or being a foreign-born Han. I have
yet to meet the top of the pyramid: an ABC who speaks
fluent Mandarin, married a local girl, and works for
the New York Times. But I’m sure he would look down on
all of us.