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六万年,一样大
Posted: 2007-06-19 1:49
by simonsun
组里的打印机是大家共享的。七八个办公室,不管谁鼠标一点,图片文章都从走廊拐角那里出来。组里的冰箱,咖啡机也在那个拐角。大家印了东西,却懒得去拿,都是等到喝咖啡吃点心时,才顺手拿回来。
然而物理系办公室的打印机,制造的并不都是物理。我去拐角处,总喜欢偷偷摸摸翻一下打印机上那厚厚一叠纸。看到过的,有个人所得税表、拉斯维加斯天气预报、Dilbert四格漫画、宝宝满月照、FOX电视指南、google地图之福满楼餐馆方向指南,等等等等,不一而足。当然偷看的时候需学习Mr.Rabbit竖起耳朵,一有风吹草动,立刻手捧咖啡杯作斯文状,以豪迈底嗓音道,“yo bro,wos up?”
昨天在拐角,看到一个打印出来的email,标题是“火星与地球的亲密接触”。瞟了两眼,看到如下字句:“火星……将于今年8月,达到60,000年以来与地球的最近距离……届时……几乎和满月一样大。”文章右上角,还印了个NASA的图标,表示内容真实性不容置疑。(好比拿张红纸,印一个毛泽东头像,就可以出去骗吃骗喝。)
一幅壮丽的图片展现开来:火红的海面上,太阳在下沉。一轮新月被人用钉子钉在天际。霞光渗入深蓝的夜空,好比西瓜味的佳得乐混进兰莓味的佳得乐一样。橙色的火星突然变得硕大无朋,晃晃悠悠飘将过来,我拿了一支马克笔,在上面画了三根线,它就蹦
Posted: 2007-06-19 7:58
by DeBeers
we saw it that year

Posted: 2007-06-19 8:53
by tiffany
照片上那几个哈欠男是谁啊?
Posted: 2007-06-19 10:05
by 森林的火焰
难道是天文物理学家?

Posted: 2007-06-19 10:12
by Jun
The guy on the right middle is Marat Safin, I think. These are probably all Russian tennis players. Davis Cup team photo? Where's icefire?
Posted: 2007-06-19 10:44
by tautou
网球选手和火星有什么关系?

Posted: 2007-06-19 10:45
by tiffany
男人来自火星?
Posted: 2007-06-19 11:08
by 豪情
这么帅的天文物理学家, 太符合文科小女生的期待了

Posted: 2007-06-19 11:28
by icefire
Mikhail Youzhny, Dmitry Tursunov (?), Marat Safin, and the fresh French open choker Nikolay Davydenko
Posted: 2007-06-19 11:45
by Jun
Yeah I thought it was Davydenko on the far right, but I wasn't sure. Somehow he looks younger on this photo.
Posted: 2007-06-19 12:36
by simonsun
你看,我贴帅哥图片吸引点击率的策略还是成功地嘛

Posted: 2007-06-19 15:31
by Elysees
豪情 wrote:这么帅的天文物理学家, 太符合文科小女生的期待了

可是都在打哈欠,太不精神了,非文科小女生出来挑剔说。