恶人谷

最惊心的是有被踢出会的危险，臭骂一轮之后连基都不准你再搞。

Jun wrote:What on earth does SATC have to do with the gay community? For SJP's muscles?

女友小声说：坐我们后面的是不知道自己在那里的外地游客吧？

要沦为影评博客了
By 阿布--

神经紧张了很多天，作息规律也再一次严重地混乱。相比以前那个享受无目的生活，整个周末不睡觉也毫无罪恶感的我，现在的我只向往可以晚上10点睡觉早上6点起床――这简直比什么都难。

今天去看Sex and the city。看得很舒服，因为从来也没有期待什么，就算再差，当作是原剧集的一个extra episode也是值得看的。说得肉麻一点，看到她们四个就象看到四个老朋友，只要见到她们的脸就比开心。电影院没有我想象的热闹，比起首映日从早到晚每个小时一场的状况，现在一天也只有两场――想必大多数铁杆粉丝早就看过了。大多数是三五成群的女孩子，此外就是一两对男同志，连男女朋友一起看的都没有。我注意到有三男三女的六人组，三个女的进来看sex and the city，男朋友们则去了其他剧场，大概是去看Indiana Jones我想。所以我坐在里面还满尴尬的。更尴尬的是两三次周围的女生都在吃吃的笑，我却抽起了鼻子。擦眼睛也不敢，还故意咳嗽两声，假装我抽鼻子是因为感冒。Charlotte就是一个催泪之母。Carrie没有剧集里多愁善感得那么讨厌了――看剧集的时候我从头到尾都气得咒她一辈子单身好了。尤其是Big在婚前退缩时，她在电话中的坚定让我意外。Facebook里面有个测试，测你是sex and the city里的谁，本来这种测验我是不反感，但是也只是做一下，不会留在profile里无谓地占位置，但是这个测试我却留了下来，因为它说我是Carrie和samantha的综合。说我和samantha有共同点我没有意见，说我象carrie我百万个不愿意，但是又不得不承认。我很不想自己是这样的综合体，因为作为这样的综合体，想不单身也难！我倒宁愿自己是百分百的samantha。影片最后三对都在一起，倒是samantha和smith分开了。我看到samantha提分手，一边觉得惋惜――因为smith始终还是全球最性感，一边为她骄傲――不愧是我最爱的samantha！

就――如果不提一下大露点的Gilles Marini，也未免太故作清高了！我对他的演出怀着感恩的心态欣赏了。当然我最爱的还是smith。

Knowing wrote:你又以直女之心度弯男之腹。

Ibanker seeking romance

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Date: 2008-04-17, 3:20PM EDT


Hello,

ABOUT YOU:
You are a young and good-looking girl. The parental abuse that you incurred as a child has left you emotionally distant and sexually repressed. You are able to sustain months (years?) of loneliness because you shudder at the thought of human interaction. You have a constant feeling of inadequacy leading to excessive hours on the elliptical machine (and, accordingly, a nicely toned bum). I might do stuff to you while you are sleeping at 4AM (when I finally get home from the office), but, other than that, our sex-life will be nonexistent. Naive girls who have been in long-distance relationships and have had their hearts broken by guys who perpetually cheated are more than welcome to email me; I promise that I'm different.

ABOUT ME:
I am a first year analyst at a bulge-bracket investment bank; this means that I'm either Jewish, Asian, or from old-money (and, therefore, connected up the wazoo). Given that this post is (hopefully) grammatically correct, coherently legible, and satirically palatable, I'd like to think that I got into banking based on merits associated with my intelligence; therefore, I'm probably not from old money and am not connected up the wazoo (sorry).

I got into banking as a result of an overwhelming abundance of insecurities. I went to a top-tiered and prestigious undergraduate university, yet, have always felt inferior to the Harvardites and Princetonians that surround me. I'm likely either short and socially outcasted (with excellent kung-fu skills) or schnoz-nosed and unable to date, as every girl I meet in Manhattan is a UES slut that reminds me of my mother.

I go to the gym every morning, as my unnecessarily ambitious and secretively compensating type-A personality forces me to always strive for the best. That, and also the endorphins released from the exercise keep me elated enough to prevent attempting suicide for at least 24 hours.

I approach dating as I do anything else; as a strict meritocracy where I compete to win. At bars, I won't tell girls that I'm a banker; I feel that it would be unfair to take a girl home by playing the pity card ("Oh, you work in banking? I feel so bad for you. Fine, I guess I'll sleep with you."). I'll likely say that I'm a math teacher at the Dalton School (my Jewish/Asian heritage helps me here) so that girls realize that I'm piss-poor (as are all my other analyst buddies, despite what we tell our family and friends back home) but have Epstein potential.

My interests include playing brickbreaker on my blackberry, romantic dinners expensed to my firm, and finding novel ways to entertain myself during late-night hours (posting personal ads on Craigslist at 3AM - FUN; getting head from you while you hide under my desk - PROBABLY FUNNER).

If you fit my description (and God help you if you do...) feel free to email me. Pictures of boobs (yours or random ones you find on the internet) would be helpful to include in the email. As I'm posting this with my work email address, I'm hoping to get lucky enough that some back-office rat finds the inappropriate content during a routine inbox sweep, so that I can finally be liberated from this relentless world of superficial elitism. I'm talking about the old-money guys.

putaopi wrote:看到有的影评嘲笑SATC过时，说夸张的时装是老女人之宠，人家精明干练的时髦女郎都别着"OBAMA“的胸章。不禁想这四个女人会选Hilary还是会选Obama.不用说，Miranda肯定选Hilary， Samantha一定选Obama: " He is a hottie! " 剩下两个我还真猜不出了。　

putaopi wrote:看到有的影评嘲笑SATC过时，说夸张的时装是老女人之宠，人家精明干练的时髦女郎都别着"OBAMA“的胸章。不禁想这四个女人会选Hilary还是会选Obama.不用说，Miranda肯定选Hilary， Samantha一定选Obama: " He is a hottie! " 剩下两个我还真猜不出了。