[分享]Just to Prove We Obama Supporters Can Take a Joke!

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[分享]Just to Prove We Obama Supporters Can Take a Joke!

Post by Knowing » 2008-07-18 13:15

Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself
Andy Borowitz


Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

The five jokes, which Sen. Obama said he is making available to all comedians free of charge, are as follows:

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, "I was expecting the farmer's daughter." Barack Obama replies, "She's not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American Dream."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Barack Obama replies, "His jockey just lost his health insurance, which should be the right of all Americans."

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
Barack Obama: The New Yorker magazine, which should be embarrassed after publishing such a tasteless and offensive cover, which I reject and denounce.

A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."




Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times. The news above is FAKE !
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Post by 火星狗 » 2008-07-18 13:42

这些笑话真硬……

他们再继续讲这样的笑话,我都不能确定他们是不是pro-Obama了,汗
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Post by karen » 2008-07-18 21:46

I think that's whole point, Obama is a campaign robot without a sense of humor.
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Post by Jun » 2008-07-19 5:49

Frankly, I personally have lost all sense of humor when the United States is in the dump (in all the important ways) and my financial and moral prospects of living here is bleaker than ever.

If I want to hear a joke, I'd watch a comedian, not a politician. But obviously that's not what the American people want. The American people want an imaginary drinking buddy to be their president.

You get what you deserve. The mass of Republicans and their children should get what they deserve (unless you like in Texas and have an oilwell in your backyard).

哼,我还真好奇美国能烂成什么样儿,大家去投共和党的票吧,把试验进行到底。地球的未来需要WW3,越快越好。

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Post by 火星狗 » 2008-07-19 6:42

怎么说呢,我觉得Obama有没有幽默感不重要,群众不太有幽默感,知识分子的幽默感又太阳春白雪。

在全世界都认为Obama是Muslim之后还要他有幽默感也太难为了他点……

他们怎么还不拿McCain开刀啊?是觉得这个人太没意思所以不值得把幽默感浪费在他身上?
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Post by karen » 2008-07-19 12:22

Sounds like Jun is getting read to move to Canada! :-D

我对选举完全失去兴趣,politics as usual, 老子得找npr以外的台听了。
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Post by Jun » 2008-07-20 16:25

我也要避免听和看政治,醉生梦死到十一月,然后决定是否把积蓄都买金子,躲到北面去。

Politics as usual 那也很简单,因为游戏规则 as usual,人民群众愚蠢 as usual。
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