恶人谷

作为一个养了3星期小猫，8个月小人儿的老江湖，我老总结陈词如下：
1，都靠可爱吃饭
2，吃喝拉撒睡等基本生活都需要人伺候
3，不舒服的时候都让你知道他不舒服，但是不让你知道他哪儿不舒服
4，喜欢玩绳子头儿
5，喜欢抓人玩
6，需要趁其睡成一滩泥的时候给他剪指甲
7，很粘人

8，长大了就不理人了。

白博还养猫啦！这回可以上照片了吧？我恳求地说
等我养了我一定上照片，我承诺，就怕大家到时候被我罗嗦烦了。

几年前养了3个星期的小猫。现在没有。

小猫要人哄睡觉么？不是玩着玩着就轰然倒下，随便哪里都能睡一觉的？

猫睡觉是不用哄，但它跟你不同步。你要睡了它跑上床在你身上踩来踩去要玩儿，你早上没醒它又跑上来踩来踩去要吃饭。

小孩儿不也这样么?

小猫脾气比小孩好多了。不用哄自己想睡就睡，想撑着不睡盯着你看你也不用担心。她还在睡，你有动静把她吵醒了她不但不生气还又好奇又高兴地跳起来看看你能不能跟她玩。

说得我心又一次的要化了。。。
真盼着赶快回国，赶快回来，赶快养猫！

猫生活里也没别的事情：吃饭，睡觉，玩。
我贴过这个么？
Pet's Diary

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......




8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

6:00 pm - Oooh, Bath . Bummer.

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..



Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.

I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.
Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However,

I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what
this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe. For now.................

我们家猫昨天干了很好玩的事。她特喜欢吃酸奶，我一般都吃完了让她舔杯子，la yogurt的杯子是倒着的，所以一般也就舔个杯口。昨天不知道怎么开窍了，居然用右手伸到杯子底抹，抹一下，捞回去舔干净了再伸进杯子里。结果小家伙一点一点的把个酸奶杯子吃得干干净净。下回她要还这么干我给你们录下来。

好可爱. 要看.

猫咪就是聪明！

我们家的吃 ice cream.

我也想看茶花家的小狗猫舔爪子。