恶人谷

来自网友TimeAshes本周段子：“晚上回家，疲惫地坐在公共汽车上，刚坐几站，上来一个抱孩子的妇女，我丝毫没有犹豫给她让了座。她激动的说：‘谢谢你！’我当时怒吼道：‘先谢国家！’”

And like many other immigrants, we all want our son to the become the
president of this country and we are trying to make him bilingual, you know,
Chinese at home, English in the public, which is really tough to do because
many times I have to say to him in public, "hey, listen, if you don't speak
English, go home." And he would say to me, "hey dad, why do I have to learn
two languages?" I said， "son, once you become the president of the United
State,you are gonna have to sign the legislative bills in English, and talk
to debt collectors in Chinese."


And President Obama has always been accused of being too soft. But he was
conducting two wars, and they still gave him the Nobel Peace prize. And he
accepted it. You can't be more badass than that. Well actually, I am
thinking the only way you can be more badass than that is if you take the
nobel peace prize money and give it to the military.

Knowing wrote:我觉得他涮大白牙的好几个段子都是本来准备涮帅哥的，但是帅哥没来他就改涮大白牙了。
大家都看到大白牙说脏话被麦克风捉到了？

tiffany wrote:望上有黄西的新缎子，说：我有法儿解决globlal warming。。。把法师度换成摄氏度，100度变40度了。

If elected, I will make same-sex marriage not only legal but required.

豪情 wrote:我好奇地问, 他现在还做科学家么?

Joe Wong is originally from China and came to the United Sates in 1994. He has a doctoral degree from Rice University. He works for a large pharmaceutical company in Boston. By all indication, he falls into the stereotype of "smart, hard-working, nerdy, foreign-born" scientist with a heavy accent.

But, he has been moonlighting as a comedian in the New England area. He has become quite popular. He just made his first appearance on David Letterman show.

豪情 wrote:现在他那么出名了, 上班会不会有点尴尬啊.
还有他讽刺党的, 会不会回国有麻烦啊.
我知道这些问题很WS.

豪情 wrote:

If elected, I will make same-sex marriage not only legal but required.

Dr. Joe Wong is a good scientist working for Sanofi-Aventis.
He is going to lose his job.
All the employees with Chinese origin at Sanofi-Aventis’ Cambridge site have been told that they are going to be laid off soon.

silkworm wrote:

Dr. Joe Wong is a good scientist working for Sanofi-Aventis.
He is going to lose his job.
All the employees with Chinese origin at Sanofi-Aventis’ Cambridge site have been told that they are going to be laid off soon.

网上有人的留言，不知真假。

豪情 wrote:还好,他有健康保险.

silkworm wrote:

Dr. Joe Wong is a good scientist working for Sanofi-Aventis.
He is going to lose his job.
All the employees with Chinese origin at Sanofi-Aventis’ Cambridge site have been told that they are going to be laid off soon.

网上有人的留言，不知真假。

Judy wrote: 不会吧，Sanofi-Aventis是法国制药厂，在中国有投资有业务，干嘛和中国人过不去啊。