[ZZ] Tony Worked Over by Sandy

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[ZZ] Tony Worked Over by Sandy

Post by Jun » 2010-05-20 11:28

From Anthony Bourdain's blog:

http://anthony-bourdain-blog.travelchan ... c0-lZg-iW7
when I notice someone has their hand on me. An icy, tendril of fear runs down my spine. I turn and find myself looking straight into the deceptively attractive and reasonable looking face of Sandra Lee.
To make matters worse--and more.....uncomfortable, she's standing next to her boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, the Attorney General of the State of New York.
Now, I've said some unkind things over the years about Sandra. Far too many and far too terrible things to ever apologize for. Plus, I pretty much meant every word. Once you've seen Sandra making Kwanzaa Cake on YouTube, there's no backing down . My head is reeling with the thought that one phone call from Cuomo and my last twenty years of tax returns are getting audited . I'm paralyzed, wondering what the statute of limitations is on various things I may or may not have done twenty years ago. Sandra is talking. I know this cause her lips are moving and she's saying--overtly anyway, nice things. Like "You're a very naughty man," and she's chatting amiably with my wife. But one hand is picking over me like the meat buyer at Peter Luger selecting a rib section--like some demonic bird of prey is poking and prodding, deciding where the weakest, most tender point of entry is, giving, as I recall, a point by point review of her investigations to my wife--who ordinarily, I have to say, would have been across the table with a tomahawk chop elbow to the top of the skull by now, but who, like me, sits mesmerized and grinning insanely, frozen by the ..bizarrenessof the moment which seems to go on forever as Sandra's hand wanders upward, tugs an ear lobe and asks if my ears are red yet. (They were.) Having had her way with me, she leaves the emptied husk of my carcass teetering at the table and moves on.
Who is Sandra Lee?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and- ... lady/full/

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Food TV show host. Notorious for cooking from boxed ingredients. Has a sizable cult following of haters. Future Mrs. Governor of New York.
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Re: [ZZ] Tony Worked Over by Sandy

Post by Knowing » 2010-05-20 13:03

Too funny.
Andrew Cuomo is a copy of Eliot Splitzer. I hope with a hot gf like this he doesn't have to call hookers. he might sneak out for some real food though, which I would sympathize.
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Re: [ZZ] Tony Worked Over by Sandy

Post by Jun » 2010-05-20 13:15

Poor Tony. He might want to move to Vietnam as soon as Cuomo moves into the governor's mansion.
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Re: [ZZ] Tony Worked Over by Sandy

Post by Knowing » 2010-05-20 14:14

wait until Andrew Cuomo became president :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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