恶人谷

I am sitting in Jiffy Lube at the moment. To my left is a little beast of a young man in black shoes, black jeans, and tight black leather jacket. Very pale skin and black crew cut hair, striking. Not very tall or buff, but compact and perfectly proportioned.

He is talking on a white iPhone in a language I put somewhere in the Balkans.

Drool.

jun你赶紧假装打电话玩手机的时候拍个照片贴上来跟咱美男共欣赏

I couldn't. I have not figured out how to turn off the camera shutter sound on the BB. It is really loud when I take a shot.

Which phone are you using? Normally you turn off the sound button, camorra will be quiet.

Pretend you're taking a picture of yourself, slightly tilt the camera toward his direction and "ka cha" -- done!

If he turns and looks at you, just smile broadly and innocently.

在 Blackberry 上好像不能灭掉照相机快门的声音，我试过了。

Blackberry这个设计太不周到了！