恶人谷

最近看到的好玩东西。翻几个好玩的，翻译就不遵守六个字的限制了。
Laws of Nature
Shark eats psychiatrist; blames its parents.
自然定律
鲨鱼吞噬心理医生，怪它父母。

Pause for Thought
Ancient civilization discovered. Exactly like ours.
定神一想
发现古老文明，跟我们如出一撤.

Radical Future Democracy
Dream recording machine hacked; free downloads.
激进未来民主
梦境记录仪被黑。免费下载。

What Did You Expect?
Jesus returns as a woman. Disbelieved.
你以为？
耶酥重生为女人。没人相信.

Consumerism
Minotaur ravages. Minotaur slain. Minotaur T-shirts.
消费主义
弥诺陶洛斯报复。弥诺陶洛斯被杀。弥诺陶洛斯T恤衫。
（弥诺陶洛斯是希腊传说迷宫中吞噬童男童女的人身牛头怪）

A Full Day But An Empty Feeling
Alien abduction. Life explained. Memory wiped.
忙碌而空虚的一天
外星人绑架我。解释生命奥秘。记忆抹空。

What Have You Done With The Place?
Dinosaurs return from space; very angry.
你们把这地方怎么了？
恐龙宇宙旅行归来。大怒.

C'Est La Vie
Intense affair. Disappointment. Marriage salvaged. Disappointment.
这就是生活
热烈的外遇。失望。挽救了婚姻。失望。

Hyphens
Six-word-short-story-writer assassinated over improper hyphen use.
连接号
六-字-短-小说-作家因为不恰当滥用连接号被暗杀。

Alien abduction. Life explained. Memory wiped.

从这篇小说的情节来看，作者象是好莱坞编剧

最后一个真好玩！

杂七杂八的人写的，不是一个作者。
我很喜欢

What Have You Done With The Place?
Dinosaurs return from space; very angry.
你们把这地方怎么了？
恐龙宇宙旅行归来。大怒.

This is very Graham Greene

C'Est La Vie
Intense affair. Disappointment. Marriage salvaged. Disappointment.
这就是生活
热烈的外遇。失望。挽救了婚姻。失望。

我也写俩

Whodunnit?
Scientist murdered. His studies all fake.

Double-family Ski Trip
Husband shagging wife. Not his wife.

哇，这还挺难写的，因为要避免太俗的桥段。字数太少，题目可以加点儿信息。

我看过一个恐怖小说版，有个印象特深，具体字句忘了，大意是：他的女儿不停哭泣，他去墓园求她停止也没有用。

Twenty-second century justice
Jury found him guilty and ate him.

是得靠题目点睛。
我想到那天讨论中文和英文那个更简洁。好象这些六个字小说都无法翻译成六个字甚至六个词。
hahaha, ate him!


Vegetarian Horror Story
New study proves plants suffer pain.

古文可以。一国家历史都写出来了。

x兴国，x亡之

police-chief confession
wife poisoned foreigner. husband slapped me.

Knowing wrote:police-chief confession
wife poisoned foreigner. husband slapped me.

ROTFLOL

生活比小说更精彩。

wife confession:

they all love me to death

husband confession:
Like Jon Snow. I know nothing.

in conclusion

Beware, true love kills people dead.

50-year-old Housewife
I'm straight, until I met her.

50-year-old-Evangelical-Christian-Megachurch-White Minister
I'm straight, until I met him.

a gay says

phoo, everybody is a little bent

白博来两个实验室故事？

Greek Postdoc Strikes Again
Mondy morning. Lab overrun by rats.

shocking discovery of a graduate student

Shit, I cost less than rats!

hahahahahhahhahahahahah I love rat and lab stories!

victory

paper published. friends congratulated. competitors attacked.

victory 2

Theory is in high school textbook.

World's First Designer Baby
He's perfect. Psychosis appears at 17.

这个游戏太好玩了。

Kungfu Master and His Beautiful Pupil
Wife shoots pupil. He strangles wife.

Story of the Year 2008
Too big to fail! Failed!!! .............................. Nothing.

lab drama 1
boss talked his technician into staying.

Lab drama 2
ALL our knockout mice are dead!

Lab drama 3
Treason! Someone switched glucose with sucrose!

Big Boss' Proposal to Secretary

"Marry me."
"No, I'm a spy."

Kungfu Master and His Beautiful Pupil
Wife shoots pupil. He strangles wife.

这个很 law and order 啊。

tiffany wrote: Lab drama 3
Treason! Someone switched glucose with sucrose!

Too funny!

这个是生死攸关的！你要是见过死透的脑片就不会觉得好笑了！

who 生 who 死 ?

脑片！脑子只能烧葡萄糖的。给它们吃sucrose是谋杀！脑片们！！

so the brain was murdered again?

errh, technically, the brain slices were alive...

And I, like a vulcan, embrace technicality.

切下来显微镜下看的脑片也是活的。植物蔬菜也是活的。人类太坏了。

喜欢米诺陶和恐龙的
米诺陶的让我想起那只叫peach的狗，peach run, peach bite, good boy peach
这个很难写我试试
Cat 20-times size, me slave

The Husband

Vanished ten years ago. Returned yesterday.

转化一个现成的典故：

Kung Fu Panda emerges through bad punctuation
Walks into café. Eats, shoots & leaves.

CAVA wrote:转化一个现成的典故：

Kung Fu Panda emerges through bad punctuation
Walks into café. Eats, shoots & leaves.

两个典故一网打尽。

哗，你们玩得好high