我们家大车在夏天打不着找本校校警jump过以后，颇让人提心吊胆，每天早晨出门的时候都暗暗想一下儿今天会不会打不着火儿。良人跟我一边儿琢磨换电池，一边儿研究jump starter，不过有鉴于它之后一直表现良好，我们也就一直拖着。直到这个月开始下雪，它就关键时刻掉了链子。那天天气预报说有雪暴，幼儿园都关了门儿，不过天也就阴着。良人在家呆着无聊，说要出门，我跟他说 ：要下雪！他反问说：so....? 我说：so 我不想出门儿。正好到了阿土仔的午睡时间，我乃着良人自己出去，我跟家带着阿土仔睡觉。正睡得昏天黑地不知今夕何夕的时候，良人电话过来，张嘴就说：完蛋了！我说：咋了？答曰：打不着火儿了！我说：那怎么办？良人说：找人帮我jump吧！还得去买电线！原来他小子正在去往买电线的路上，顶着风雪，跟老婆实况直播他的凄凉处境。他老婆幸灾乐祸的说：谁让你非下雪天儿出门的！良人气的挂了电话。下一通电话过来，他已经跑去了我们常去的中国超市，说趁着年前赶紧把东西给买了，速冻饺子买了若干包，给阿土仔周末中午饭吃；火锅用材买齐了，用来我们过年。挂了没多久，他又电话过来，说：完了！又打不着了！我说：啊？！怎么回事儿！答曰：开的时间不够长，没充上电。我说：那你还得找人给你jump啦？良人无奈长叹说：那可不是！然后就挂了电话找人去了。不一时又打过来已经在高速路上开着了，我赶紧说别讲电话了，小心开车吧！良人说：很困，得跟人说话。我心说：很困不知道在家睡觉非要出去跑！那也只好陪他说话。只听他说后来超市门口找了个广东人帮忙，那个人就有点儿不耐烦了，因为他买的线不够长，得把车给开到对头的地方才能够得着。我说那有什么办法请人帮忙人家给脸色也只能看着了。他说第一次找的那个小公共车司机就很帮忙，生意都不做了，chua一下儿就开掉头过来了。我说咳，那是人家人好。这么聊着聊着，良人就到了家门口，被我千万嘱咐万万不能熄火儿先在门口斜对面有个水管子那停一下儿，我批上外套穿上棉鞋出门去拿东西。出门才发现雪下了好大了，路上开过去的车都小心翼翼龟爬，我们家大车屁股撅在路上，良人正接开后盖儿往外拎口袋呢。我说：怎么停成这样儿了？良人说：没办法，滑！此时后面一辆车过来，停下，被我和良人一起齐齐不耐烦的挥手示意请过，他才蜗牛行了过去。我拎住袋子回家，良人爬回车里开走去找趴位。当天晚上，阿土仔睡着以后，我们就约略进行了一下儿调查，下单网购了一个jump starter。
第二天大太阳出来了，照着地上一尺厚的雪，我就打消了上班的念头跟阿土仔在家混。良人约了认识人出去吃早茶，出去先把大车挖出来，挖了半天，又打不着火儿了。回到门口，把他小车给挖了出来，走了。第三天跑来上班，忽然有个包裹过来给我。我一看，哎，居然就是前天才定的jump starter，十分兴奋，第一时间向良人汇报。汇报完了之后研究了研究ups的纪录，发现开始地点在费城，虽然说不远，还是赞叹了一下儿这个效率。拎回家充电24小时，接下来大周末出门很有信心的拎着就去往车里了。阿土仔因为忙着在家里跑来跑去费了番功夫捉他穿鞋穿大衣，良人先出门的。我后来拎着阿土仔到大车趴着的位置的时候，良人已经把汽车电池跟jump starter连在了一起。我拉着阿土仔站路边儿，等着车着了再上，结果良人一拧车钥匙还是噶啦噶啦没有电的声音。我们很困惑和失望，须知我们买的这款是被人说用于专业修车拿来jump卡车都好的。良人下来，黑着脸把小车开过来，准备拿小车jump大车，然而我们都不甘心，良人爬大车里又试了一次，还是噶啦噶啦的没电声，我说：听着好像完全没有接上似的。良人说：就是。跳下来拧了拧电线，回到车上再试，只听清脆的咔嚓一声，大车着了。我们都很高兴，把小车趴好，出门跑大车给电池充电。该日结束的十分成功。
接下来的大周末的两天就很让人烦恼，我们出门若干次，基本每次都得把jump starter拿出来夹在汽车电池上才能打着火。我们终于受不了了，今天早晨把阿土仔扔进幼儿园就跑costoco买电池去了。在电池架子旁边我们就能不能用跟手册上不完全相同型号的电池展开了激烈而不友好的讨论，以良人保证说能行，我说我不懂出了事情跟我没关系为条件，拎了个电池而结果。－－－我们在这个店买了200多刀的东西，其实实在也没有买什么，这就是该店非常神奇的地方。出来良人拿出早晨拿到大车上来的工具袋，掏出个活口钳子，拆螺丝，很体贴的打发他老婆去车里坐着。他老婆乃坐车里给幼儿园写了支票，清了清包，突然戳在CD机里的一张碟给吐了出来，跳出去看了一眼，果然新电池已经装上去了。良人回驾驶座里，钥匙一拧，大车应声而着，很得意的冲他老婆歪嘴一笑，说：我说什么来着！他老婆翻了翻白眼儿，盖因刚才我们激烈讨论的就是买的电池所谓cold cranking amp比手册里说的要大，心说：我担心的就不是它打不着，我担心的是它一打啥东西着了。良人马上就拔了钥匙，下车固定电池罩子了，我老人家乃推了辆车去还旧电池----那玩意儿还真重！我们一进门就跟门口看卡的人打听旧电池还哪儿，门口大叔说给客户服务；我私下里觉得这个答案不很靠谱，交钱的时候又问收银小娘，收银小娘说去轮胎店。我马上断定这个消息更加可靠，推着车就去了。轮胎店门比较窄，我把购物车留门口，真人推门进去。轮胎店只有一个很年轻的胡子小男在值班，我拉开门，问他说：人家告诉我在这里退旧电池？他马上殷勤点头，说：是！我马上扭头去拉车，这个小孩儿立刻从柜台后面冲出来，说：门太窄，进不来。一面冲过去把电池从车里捞出来，弯腰抱着一路小跑回到柜台后面，我感叹说：这玩意儿真重！他很微薄的笑笑。问我要了收据，退钱给我。我很高兴就走了。
回到车里，良人刚装好罩子，等他也回来驾驶座坐好，我很大方的说：走，请你喝咖啡！良人就带着我去拆拿堂，我们那个饼店门口有辆跟我们同款大车也机器盖子掀开了，两条jump用的电缆线拖在地上，颇开肠破肚的凄凉样子。那条街上没有趴位，良人把我放在街口自己开走了。我买了咖啡出来，一眼看见大车旁边立了个高瘦男子，很无奈的对着车发呆。我到了街口，没看见我们家大车，远远望见下一条街有辆车屁股貌似我车，掏出手机来打良人，还没通，就听见喇叭长鸣，扭头一看，果然是我车。我上了车，咖啡掏出来戳在架子里，良人问我说：那人车打着了没？我说：没。良人说：去帮帮他。我说：好。然后他就拎着我们家的jump starter过去了。没一会儿，良人就回来了，我问他说：打着了？他说：一下儿！接着说那人其实已经把他朋友叫过来给他jump，没打着。看我们的东西那么好用，紧着问良人哪里买的，他也要买，说是这种事情已经出过上百遍了。我说：换电池啊。良人说：咳！我们就走了，一路上我不免感叹这是我们最及时收到的网购商品。
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Re: 蒜皮 tbc
你们真有耐心。某人的车打不着jump好了证明是电池问题，第二次jump我就直接开店里换电池去了。
我们刚开始也打算在COSTCO买来着，电池型号不对，然后考虑到也不知道自己换不换得来，我就打电话去平常换油的店，询问有没有电池，答曰有，随时可以换。店里的好处是会先测试究竟是电池问题还是打火那地方的电路问题。
我们刚开始也打算在COSTCO买来着，电池型号不对，然后考虑到也不知道自己换不换得来，我就打电话去平常换油的店，询问有没有电池，答曰有，随时可以换。店里的好处是会先测试究竟是电池问题还是打火那地方的电路问题。
Re: 蒜皮
我在READER上看到自己的名字赶快进来。白博你送去看看吧，看是电池的问题还是接触的问题。我早年那辆车就是接触问题，而且开一阵就需要紧一紧。豪情 wrote:上次忧而不伤就说了你们大概是电池问题.
我的小车买回来才一年电池就坏了, 现在的车质量不知道怎么都这么差.
我家最近的打不着火事件：
1。去年，我家11年的CRV（这大概是恶人谷里最多的车吧？）有两次打不着火，一次在机场parking lot，一次在costco，某人赶紧又买了套jump start的kit,一辆车里放一套，又把电池换了-第一次换电池！我追忆到5年前dealer就和我说过该车电池marginal，可以考虑换，可是后来总是忘记直到这次。
2。前几天这边不是下了12inch的雪吗？刚好是我们母子3人在家，我让俩小的玩雪，在邻居帮助下挖了一辆车出来心想另一辆留给某人，他也好看看下了多少雪。结果第二天该车居然打不着火！我只好悲愤地BH地把CRV倒出来再扫雪。某人十分同情我，回来后就去看打不着火的那辆，很快上来十分不好意思地说：我一打就打着了。看来是我自己人品不好。
是电池的问题。换了就好了。 
Or I only remembers when CRV was mentioned.
Re: 蒜皮
刚刚在Yahoo上看到一个有趣的调查：
Lawyers Top Worst Drivers List
According to a recent study, 44 percent of attorneys and judges -- more than any other profession -- claimed to have been in a prior driving accident when comparison-shopping for auto insurance.
Insurance.com analyzed the accidents people claimed and the professions they listed when applying for car insurance online. They published their findings along with a list of the Top 10 Most Dangerous Drivers by Profession.
Beating out groggy truck drivers and even NASCAR racers, financial professionals came in second. According to Insurance.com VP Sam Belden, it’s because these types of professionals have the attention span of a gnat. He said, “Professions that demand multi-tasking – being on the phone, moving fast on a tight schedule – are prone to more distractions and, from there, more accidents.”
On the other hand, government workers came in third -- and they’re not exactly known for their high- pressure schedules. Dog groomers made the list, as did the barbers and stylists who groom their owners. Let us know if you can figure that one out.
Interestingly, the least dangerous drivers by profession were athletes (with 17 percent) and homemakers (24 percent). While it’s true that homemakers can be distracted by a van load of unruly brats, Beldon said most people who drive with kids “tend to take their time and use greater caution.” He also stated that “[h]omemakers and athletes also tend to be off the road during rush hour” -- when most accidents occur.
And, though athletes were among the safest drivers, their coaches were found to be some of the most dangerous on the road.
Insurance.com’s complete list of Top 10 Most Dangerous Drivers by Profession is below.
1. Attorney/Judge
2. Financial professionals
3. Government worker
4. Bartender or Waiter
5. Business Professionals
6. Dog Groomer
7. Marketing/Advertising professionals
8. Barber/Stylist
9. Coach
10. Nurse
Lawyers Top Worst Drivers List
According to a recent study, 44 percent of attorneys and judges -- more than any other profession -- claimed to have been in a prior driving accident when comparison-shopping for auto insurance.
Insurance.com analyzed the accidents people claimed and the professions they listed when applying for car insurance online. They published their findings along with a list of the Top 10 Most Dangerous Drivers by Profession.
Beating out groggy truck drivers and even NASCAR racers, financial professionals came in second. According to Insurance.com VP Sam Belden, it’s because these types of professionals have the attention span of a gnat. He said, “Professions that demand multi-tasking – being on the phone, moving fast on a tight schedule – are prone to more distractions and, from there, more accidents.”
On the other hand, government workers came in third -- and they’re not exactly known for their high- pressure schedules. Dog groomers made the list, as did the barbers and stylists who groom their owners. Let us know if you can figure that one out.
Interestingly, the least dangerous drivers by profession were athletes (with 17 percent) and homemakers (24 percent). While it’s true that homemakers can be distracted by a van load of unruly brats, Beldon said most people who drive with kids “tend to take their time and use greater caution.” He also stated that “[h]omemakers and athletes also tend to be off the road during rush hour” -- when most accidents occur.
And, though athletes were among the safest drivers, their coaches were found to be some of the most dangerous on the road.
Insurance.com’s complete list of Top 10 Most Dangerous Drivers by Profession is below.
1. Attorney/Judge
2. Financial professionals
3. Government worker
4. Bartender or Waiter
5. Business Professionals
6. Dog Groomer
7. Marketing/Advertising professionals
8. Barber/Stylist
9. Coach
10. Nurse