笑话一则

[笑嘻嘻]

在网上看到的：

来自网友TimeAshes本周段子：“晚上回家，疲惫地坐在公共汽车上，刚坐几站，上来一个抱孩子的妇女，我丝毫没有犹豫给她让了座。她激动的说：‘谢谢你！’我当时怒吼道：‘先谢国家！’”

[tiffany]

望上有黄西的新缎子，说：我有法儿解决globlal warming。。。把法师度换成摄氏度，100度变40度了。

[Knowing]

too funny

And like many other immigrants, we all want our son to the become the
president of this country and we are trying to make him bilingual, you know,
Chinese at home, English in the public, which is really tough to do because
many times I have to say to him in public, "hey, listen, if you don't speak
English, go home." And he would say to me, "hey dad, why do I have to learn
two languages?" I said， "son, once you become the president of the United
State,you are gonna have to sign the legislative bills in English, and talk
to debt collectors in Chinese."


And President Obama has always been accused of being too soft. But he was
conducting two wars, and they still gave him the Nobel Peace prize. And he
accepted it. You can't be more badass than that. Well actually, I am
thinking the only way you can be more badass than that is if you take the
nobel peace prize money and give it to the military.

[豪情]

[silkworm]

看了那段黄西的视频，几处拿Biden开涮，Biden亮着大白牙乐，还挺good sport的。

[Knowing]

我觉得他涮大白牙的好几个段子都是本来准备涮帅哥的，但是帅哥没来他就改涮大白牙了。
大家都看到大白牙说脏话被麦克风捉到了？

[mirrorflower]

我觉得他涮大白牙的好几个段子都是本来准备涮帅哥的，但是帅哥没来他就改涮大白牙了。
大家都看到大白牙说脏话被麦克风捉到了？

看到了看到了

[mirrorflower]

望上有黄西的新缎子，说：我有法儿解决globlal warming。。。把法师度换成摄氏度，100度变40度了。

哎，里头也有好些个旧段子啊。

[tiffany]

是啊，新旧混掺。

我现在觉得黄西的笑话是funny, because it is true那种，尤其是那个'baby on board是个威胁，说明我有个唠叨的老婆，哇哇哭的娃儿，我再也不怕死了！'段子，早晨上班路上被阿土仔嚎啕了5分钟的人说。

[豪情]

我好奇地问, 他现在还做科学家么?

[tiffany]

don't know, assume not

[豪情]

If elected, I will make same-sex marriage not only legal but required.

[putaopi]

哈哈，我要选黄西。早就对这帮人不满了，凭什么他们可以sleep around还扮社会受害者的形象？

[mirrorflower]

我好奇地问, 他现在还做科学家么?

据说在一个制药公司工作。

Joe Wong is originally from China and came to the United Sates in 1994. He has a doctoral degree from Rice University. He works for a large pharmaceutical company in Boston. By all indication, he falls into the stereotype of "smart, hard-working, nerdy, foreign-born" scientist with a heavy accent.

But, he has been moonlighting as a comedian in the New England area. He has become quite popular. He just made his first appearance on David Letterman show.

[豪情]

现在他那么出名了, 上班会不会有点尴尬啊.
还有他讽刺党的, 会不会回国有麻烦啊.
我知道这些问题很WS.

[mirrorflower]

现在他那么出名了, 上班会不会有点尴尬啊.
还有他讽刺党的, 会不会回国有麻烦啊.
我知道这些问题很WS.

不晓得哈，但是他曾经回国表演过一次——我只是好奇他这种风格在国内能吃香么？

上班为什么尴尬——我觉得我要有这么个同事，会很开心——每天看到他就会想笑。

[tiffany]

If elected, I will make same-sex marriage not only legal but required.

他那个著名的50% of marriages end up lasting for ever!

[mirrorflower]

这个是新的：
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNmYIjflfvM

很好玩很好玩

[silkworm]

Dr. Joe Wong is a good scientist working for Sanofi-Aventis.
He is going to lose his job.
All the employees with Chinese origin at Sanofi-Aventis’ Cambridge site have been told that they are going to be laid off soon.

网上有人的留言，不知真假。

[mirrorflower]

Dr. Joe Wong is a good scientist working for Sanofi-Aventis.
He is going to lose his job.
All the employees with Chinese origin at Sanofi-Aventis’ Cambridge site have been told that they are going to be laid off soon.

网上有人的留言，不知真假。

这是个啥公司？跟中国有冲突？

[豪情]

还好,他有健康保险.

[mirrorflower]

还好,他有健康保险.

点头，全民的。跟工作不直接挂钩。。。

[Judy]

Dr. Joe Wong is a good scientist working for Sanofi-Aventis.
He is going to lose his job.
All the employees with Chinese origin at Sanofi-Aventis’ Cambridge site have been told that they are going to be laid off soon.

网上有人的留言，不知真假。

不会吧，Sanofi-Aventis是法国制药厂，在中国有投资有业务，干嘛和中国人过不去啊。

[Jun]

不会吧，Sanofi-Aventis是法国制药厂，在中国有投资有业务，干嘛和中国人过不去啊。

不仅有投资有业务而且正在大举进入中国修实验室建立全套的研发工作，如果说他们要裁美国或者法国工人倒还差不多。

连 Google 都没有裁掉中国雇员 ...