技术手册里的废话

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Knowing
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技术手册里的废话

Post by Knowing » 2005-01-03 15:06

我老正在很读一个技术手册，里面说：
xxx 's java toolkit interface provides a rich, easy-to-use API that uses Java class representation ...............Note that this interface supports only the Java programming language.
:shock: What a shock! Their Java Toolkit supports only Java programming language, and their C++ Toolkit apparently supports only C++ Programming language!
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Post by tiffany » 2005-01-03 15:20

活活，我那天看见我的瓜子包装上面写的说明道：split shell, do not eat the shell.
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Post by 笑嘻嘻 » 2005-01-03 15:41

我记得小时候看到一个说法，美国的说明书都是给傻子看的。估计如果不写，真有人打电话问客户支持这些问题，更花钱。
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Post by tiffany » 2005-01-03 15:45

哦，对，我听说瘟到死有个啥说明说上写着：press any key，接到too多询问电话问这个any key在哪里，就给改成enter key了。
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Re: 技术手册里的废话

Post by qinger » 2005-01-03 22:30

Knowing wrote:我老正在很读一个技术手册，里面说：
xxx 's java toolkit interface provides a rich, easy-to-use API that uses Java class representation ...............Note that this interface supports only the Java programming language.
:shock: What a shock! Their Java Toolkit supports only Java programming language, and their C++ Toolkit apparently supports only C++ Programming language!
It is possible for such a toolkit to support mixed language programming... Since that is what I am using for a project, this is the first thing popped out from my mind. :-D
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Post by 胖啊 » 2005-01-04 1:28

家猪刚上班时写操作说明，被多人投诉不清楚详尽。猪很郁闷（说明文字是他唯一擅长的体裁），找到修改本对照之后，心悦诚服。我见过那文件的复印本：
猪的原文：ctrl+alt+del
修改本：先按住键盘上的ctrl键，然后同时按alt和del键（按ctrl的手指不要松开）……
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Post by 狸狸 » 2005-01-04 3:28

同心悦诚服 :-P
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Re: 技术手册里的废话

Post by Knowing » 2005-01-05 10:51

qinger wrote: It is possible for such a toolkit to support mixed language programming... Since that is what I am using for a project, this is the first thing popped out from my mind. :-D
Really? Embeding c++ code in java is possible. I never neard embbed java code in c++
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Re: 技术手册里的废话

Post by qinger » 2005-01-05 16:42

Knowing wrote:
qinger wrote: It is possible for such a toolkit to support mixed language programming... Since that is what I am using for a project, this is the first thing popped out from my mind. :-D
Really? Embeding c++ code in java is possible. I never neard embbed java code in c++
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Post by Knowing » 2005-01-05 16:58

是在写跟硬件接口的东西吧？真逗，你好像一种巧克力球，一层层的硬的裹软的，软的裹华夫，华夫裹软的，软的再裹粒榛子。
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Post by dropby » 2005-01-05 19:32

我最近写技术文献写到伤, 连口水都不爱吐了. 刚开始还注意一点语法修辞啥的, 写到后来全部都是写出来算数, 语法一塌糊涂. 还好写的东西不是给用户看的.
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