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Post by tiffany » 2005-12-08 12:16


天寒地冻,大家惜字如金。昨天晚上下了地铁,在地铁站边上小杂货店买报纸。给了钱,店员说:nice day. 我说:too。一人省一个字儿。


早晨去实验室路上,一路走一路想新实验---需要加个仪器上去,自言自语做结论说:其实不难,就是东西摆不开。迎面过来一个黑人大妈,灰色长呢子大推一辆红色小购物车,非常肯定的说:不错!
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Post by 花差花差小将军 » 2005-12-08 13:09

Valet Held Without Bond A parking valet accused of copying a customer's house key and using it to break into her apartment late last month was ordered held without bond yesterday at a preliminary hearing before D.C. Superior Court Judge Judith E. Retchin.

Retchin said police presented enough evidence to sustain the second-degree burglary charge against Carlo Castellanos-Feria, 32, of Hyattsville. Castellanos-Feria worked at Holy Cross Hospital in Silver Spring, police said, and often parked the car of a 35-year-old nurse from the District's Mount Pleasant neighborhood.

Retchin ordered that Castellanos-Feria remain jailed after prosecutors called him a threat to the community.

The nurse, whose name was not released, told authorities that Castellanos-Feria had been stalking her for months. She and her boyfriend found him under her bed early Nov. 27 holding a bag containing condoms, a power cord and gloves. Police said a video camera aimed toward the bed was set up in the room; videotapes found in the camera and the bag showed Castellanos-Feria setting up the camera and then hiding under the bed.
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Post by tiffany » 2005-12-08 13:13

How to Avoid Abductions


We can now add to the list of victims the retired 77 yr. old TCU professor from Ft Worth whose body was found last week in Oklahoma--and the 11 yr. old in Sarasota, FL. Because of these recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...This is for you, and for y ou to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!) The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head DO NOT DRIVE OFF, repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF! Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag will save you. If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it. As soon as the car crashes bail out and run. It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot. This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP. It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man , who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
************* Here it is *******
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her "Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door."
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana.
I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Post by DeBeers » 2005-12-08 13:14

天,看样子领导把家门钥匙和车钥匙分开是十分必要的啊 :lol:
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Post by 花差花差小将军 » 2005-12-08 13:29

老子火鸡届前夕在一家mall的门外给一个娇小的十四五岁的白人女孩怯生生地截住,她说她和朋友开车油没有了,缺五块钱,有了就能够回到家和家人团聚过节了。我很没同情心的说我没有钱但是你告诉我你家里的电话我用手机拨号给你。小娘马上翻脸,在我身后骂粗口,我进去就找保安投诉了。
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Post by tiffany » 2005-12-08 13:37

她真答应了,你还真放心把手机递给她?也不怕她那了9跑?花花看来良心大大的好哦。
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Post by 花差花差小将军 » 2005-12-08 13:39

没有我不是说了我用手机拨号给她么然后我帮他传话
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Post by tiffany » 2005-12-08 13:43

哦,我老还以为侬老在太平地方习惯了危机意识的降低了那。 :mrgreen:
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Post by 花差花差小将军 » 2005-12-08 13:54

师娘的朋友有一次就是在旅馆外面抽烟等朋友,一个可怜兮兮的白人女人向他求助,说是给丈夫孽待殴打离家出走,现在钱用完了不够钱钱交下个星期的房前,旅馆要赶她出门,能不能够帮他给她37刀付方钱。朋友说那我们进去到前台我帮你付房钱。女人面有难色地说不好这样上次也有人这样帮他结果旅馆警告她不得骚扰客人而且孤男寡女.... 刚说到这里,等的人出现了,朋友就说什么孤男寡女我们两个陪你进去,转身一看那女人已远遁
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Post by tiffany » 2005-12-08 14:34

:mrgreen: 广大人民群众的钱也不那么好骗么。 :mrgreen:
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