[闲聊]哈哈,安拉~吓我一跳,还好。原来是人格不完善~

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熊猫
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[闲聊]哈哈,安拉~吓我一跳,还好。原来是人格不完善~

Post by 熊猫 » 2006-04-07 13:26

国米对比利亚雷尔的中场休息时,看到新闻坊里一条正点的新闻:长宁区政府专门组织教授讲师把部分闲置在家的20岁-30岁的待业青年召集起来,叫他们齐声朗读古代励志书籍,希望借此能改变孩子们怕苦怕累等错误的人生观,完善他们的人格。记者问一女孩一节课下来感觉怎么样,女孩大彻大悟的表示自己在经历了最初的羞涩不敢阅读的难关后,现在已经完全感受到自己的人格得到了完善。看着她信心满满的样子,我真是羞愧难当啊!主啊,上帝啊,神啊,菩萨啊。。。随便什么来着,只要是法力无边的就都他妈惩罚我这个人格不完善的蠢货吧。我诚惶诚恐地又暗自窃喜,哈~我还以为没工作是因为我长的难看呢。
The program for this evening is not new

You've seen this entertainment through and through

You've seen your birth your life and death

you might recall all of the rest

Did you have a good world when you died?

Enough to base a movie on?.

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Post by 神仙 » 2006-04-08 3:10

笑死我了,你 :party005:

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Post by 熊猫 » 2006-04-08 12:08

:twisted:

这年头除了幽默没别的可以拯救我们了。。。。。。唉! :let_me_die:
The program for this evening is not new

You've seen this entertainment through and through

You've seen your birth your life and death

you might recall all of the rest

Did you have a good world when you died?

Enough to base a movie on?.

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