[口水]斯呆贴谱(Stereotypes)

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[口水]斯呆贴谱(Stereotypes)

Post by 汝南 » 2006-11-03 3:43

下午,和闺蜜在沙滩散步。两人看风景看人情。

看到一当地亚裔女和一白人男躺在沙滩上,白人男裸了白花花的上身。闺蜜说:肯定是英国人,只有英国人才见了点阳光就慌不迭地脱衣服。

走过亚裔一家,年轻夫妇小婴儿还有一位老太随后。闺蜜说:肯定是中国人。老太握着两手放在背后,步子挪得有Chairman Mao的气度。

走过一当地亚裔男和一白人女。亚裔男老而矮,拉着手走的白人女妆浓风尘气重。闺蜜说:肯定是东欧或者是俄罗斯的。亚裔男好白人女,东欧俄罗斯白人女到此地淘金。

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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-11-03 8:50

闺蜜是中国人? :mrgreen:
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Post by tiffany » 2006-11-03 12:09

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Post by Jun » 2006-11-03 12:18

Hmm. The Chinese chess photos remind me of an episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent in which Det. Goren arrested a suspect when the latter was standing around playing Chinese chess on the hood of a car. The detective dragged him away, then turned around and slammed another move down for him. Neither is Chinese. :mrgreen:

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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-03 12:24

I like the set of pictures of people reading newspaper..

It is funny to observe the people playing chess in Washington Square Park. :mrgreen: I always fondly recall my childhood, when people hang out in the alleys :mrgreen: Actually that almost never really happened in my real life. I always lived on Campus in apartment buildings. But whenever I visited my aunt, I found it so cooooooool that everyone hang out together, playing chess, having dinner, chatting..
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Post by tiffany » 2006-11-03 12:31

我家原来住那个大院家属区,夏天傍晚总有一群人聚在枫树下面下象棋,俩下的,一圈看的。
所以后来搬到现在住这个地方,旁边有个小公园,公园里种了几行几列银杏树,树下面有长桌条椅,常有俄罗斯老头儿跟那儿聚众下棋,场面看着真的很亲切
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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-03 12:49

俄罗斯人民就是这样爱好像棋,芭蕾舞,赌博和伏特加。 :mrgreen:
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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-11-03 13:30

聚众象棋,伏特加,赌博都好想象,聚众芭蕾不太好想象 :o
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Post by tiffany » 2006-11-03 13:42

哎,你不要说,我们学校有个小课教芭蕾,主力还都是俄罗斯/前俄罗斯人,后来他们就不理我们没基础的,自己每次聚众跳 :BloodyK: :BloodyK:
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Post by 火星狗 » 2006-11-03 16:11

我天真的问,什么基础也没有的中年妇女也可以学芭蕾吗?

如果有一天我要去上舞蹈课,大概会从实用主义出发学肚皮舞。

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Post by 豪情 » 2006-11-03 16:18

可以. 最好和志同道合的朋友合请老师搞个小班.
我不幸在GYM试过一次初级班, 结果同学都有基础, 根本没法继续.
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Post by pomo » 2006-11-04 21:22

豪情 wrote:可以. 最好和志同道合的朋友合请老师搞个小班.
我不幸在GYM试过一次初级班, 结果同学都有基础, 根本没法继续.
我一看豪情的签名,就想起了我家墨宝。

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Post by 红尘有缘 » 2006-11-05 21:39

这组象棋的照片照的真好,想起我刚毕业参加工作时,单位很多老师傅都爱下棋,那种活生生的生活,那时候人小,成天也没烦恼,唉,现在都再也回不去了 :action077:

肯定是冬天渐渐来了,怎么是件事我就这么忙不迭的伤感,我要粉红,要粉红!!! :party004: :party004:

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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-06 10:37

昨天晚上闲着看了最后十分钟现实秀<邻家女孩>,是花花公子创始人老头跟他的情人们住在花花公子古堡里的生活。他的情妇真是一粒粒结实的肉弹。美是真美,个个长的象芭比,白金头发红嘴唇,长腿细腰大胸脯。好像有三个是长期的,其他全是轮换的...昨天是情人一号跟老头的五周年纪念日,他们就跟一桌十个美女吃奶酪火锅庆祝。情人就很高兴的说:我喜欢吃奶酪火锅,大家有交流,你知道,可以说话。她很天真的说,我们的关系是稳定的,美好的,大家总是认为他是个害怕承诺的人,其实他不害怕承诺,他只是不喜欢一夫一妻制。 :party005: :party005:
我笑的几乎昏过去。原来以为这种现实秀是给男人眼睛吃豆腐用的,现在看来完全是给广大长的不够美而自以为是的女性,比如我,feel good 用的--下死力气强化大胸美女没大脑的斯呆贴谱。 :party003:
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Post by tiffany » 2006-11-06 10:42

:f16: :f16: :f16:
我昨天看了半集绝望主妇,lynett气疯了跟一个突然发现老公出轨而发疯持枪挟持人质的大婆狂喊说:maybe u deserve to be cheated!联想到刚听说被错认目标之网友泼墨,不免也大笑。 :mrgreen:
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Post by Lilly » 2006-11-06 12:48

i watched a little bit of the "girls next door" too. They were interviewing girls who wanted to be playboy bunnies. And all you see are hot girls in bikinis roaming around. Everything else aside, i'd kill for their bodies though.
And the three girlfriends of Heff went on a radio show talking about sex and stuff. And heff called in and the radioshow anchor asked him about the use of viagra, it was pretty hilarious too. I think Heff arguably has the best life of all guys on earth.
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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-06 12:57

Everything else aside, i'd kill for their bodies though.
You don't have to kill. I know plenty of Park Avenue plastic surgeon can do the trick. :mrgreen:
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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-11-06 13:42

我在gym有上初级芭蕾,其实满闷的,因为很强调基本功,1号动作2号动作3号动作。而且我上的那个班的老师小胖,让我愤懑的觉得她很不专业。(其实她人很nice)另外一个据说比较好的老师,又正好和我的flamenco课冲突。
我的同事以前在别处正式学过一年芭蕾,她说前三个月光用来学习怎么支撑自己。(这句话听起来很歧义,其实她是高个儿美女,不是胖子。)
要是我年轻,我也不介意乱来。星期六和朋友吃饭,讨论起他们的IT同事,很多年轻时都是model或者musician,然后老了就作developer。
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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-11-06 13:44

Knowing wrote:You don't have to kill. I know plenty of Park Avenue plastic surgeon can do the trick.
其实找park avenue plastic surgeon是我的向往之一(虽然具体动哪儿还没想好),这比花几百块钱买面霜有效快速多了。小k不要歧视有钱人啦。
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Post by Knowing » 2006-11-06 13:56

我哪有歧视? :headscratch: 我觉得大家都整好看了挺好的呀。
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Post by 洛洛 » 2006-11-06 14:08

是我用词不当,让你误会了。 :f21:
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Post by 森林的火焰 » 2006-11-06 20:57

我有一回在小爱的实验室玩儿,小爱一边跟老板说事,我就掰他摆的变形金刚。生生把擎天柱和红蜘蛛摆了个芭蕾造型。一会儿他老板过来,瞄了一眼,说,啊,2号动作 :mrgreen: 。从此小爱对他老板更添崇拜:芭蕾的事儿他都知道! :uhh:
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