That's Beijing

小涵 · Post by 小涵 » 2007-03-13 1:46

http://www.thatsbj.com/forum/ 是我在北京找Bagel的时候，顺藤摸瓜，爬到的网站。是在北京的外国人扎堆抱怨天抱怨地，分享游玩心得，思念故乡（思念故乡的主要表现就是聚在一起谈吃的）的网站。猛一看，哈，和咱恶人谷真像。

那个bagel的帖子，里面有个孩子可怜巴巴的说，某天老天开眼，让他在北京吃到了Mrs.Shanen 的bagel, the memory of 扭腰suddenly flooded back, blahblah, 看得我

看看帖子的名称：
Where is the best indian restaurant?
Best Burger
best chocolate cake in beijing
will the non-chinese restaurants be open during chunjie?
I hate 'SUBWAY' in China!

再看看这篇：
Its a common tradition in many countries that a prisoner that is going to be 'despatched' gets to choose his/her last meal...

What would you choose? you've got Rmb 100 to spend and they want a receipt so Jenny Lou's is out of the question. Fire away!!

有人答：Yang rou chuar and gin and tonics
还有人： Pepperoni/Jalapeno Pizza with stuffed crust.

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2007-03-13 3:04

这就叫思乡之情人皆有之。阿城不是发表过思乡和蛋白酶的理论么

我前两年天天吃着向往中的中国饭，偶尔却也会思念意大利菜什么的，特意在网上找了资料，按图索骥去吃。蛮好笑的。现在折腾了一圈，好象没有从前那么馋中国菜了。

有段日子的怀旧文章里常有中国人在国内为买到洋饮食费劲周折的故事，主要是文革前，比如到哪里哪里能买到正宗的什么什么，需要排队若干小时。当时觉得他们生活未免太讲究，现在有点理解了。

发表这些贴子的外国人，离了中国一定马上开始哀叹：哪里有最正宗的中国菜啊。

小涵 · Post by 小涵 » 2007-03-13 4:04

CAVA wrote:我前两年天天吃着向往中的中国饭，偶尔却也会思念意大利菜什么的，特意在网上找了资料，按图索骥去吃。蛮好笑的。:lol:

围城阿。在米国的时候，葡萄酒配气死常常碰得到，去个seminar转一圈就是了，我就摆出一幅不太屑于吃的样子。谁给我个葱油饼我啃得更香。:applaudit01: 但是上周末，去一个叶落归根的巴西华人家，喝在北京淘到的智利红酒，配上从巴西带来的气死们，觉得很是爽歪歪。

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2007-03-13 5:06

推荐一只叫Fontera的智利葡萄酒，Cabernet Sauvignon和Chardonnay都很好，在麦德龙里一直能买到，其他商店也常看见的。60块钱左右，性价比算高的。国内进口的有些澳大利亚和法国酒实在不好，还卖老价钱。

dropby · Post by **dropby** » 2007-03-13 14:29

人和人不同. 我觉得恶人谷大家们比较愿意尝试新的食品, 口味涵盖中西, 一旦回国才有可能思念洋食品. 我有同事在温哥华七八年了, 仍然百分之百中国胃.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-03-13 14:59

我看他们也有个visa版，觉得很搞笑。

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-13 15:04

我马上庸俗的看见他们边上的GOOGLE 广告是＂Find an Asian Wife＂，＂Cheap Airfares to China", "Beijing Apartments Rent"觉得好像反向买卖提。

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2007-03-13 15:10

看Check out the newest ads posted today上的某些条目

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-03-13 15:17

Knowing wrote:我马上庸俗的看见他们边上的GOOGLE 广告是＂Find an Asian Wife＂，＂Cheap Airfares to China", "Beijing Apartments Rent"觉得好像反向买卖提。

没错没错，反向买卖提！

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-13 15:22

CAVA wrote:看Check out the newest ads posted today上的某些条目

where is that?

小白你不要老赞同我，人家会疑心我们是一伙儿的。

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2007-03-13 15:27

Their home page: http://www.thatsbj.com/, or this http://www.thatsbj.com/index.php?a=5&b=17

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-13 15:33

This is the most confusing personal ad I have ever seen... She seems to be a really messedup chick that is confused about her own sexuality.

http://www.thatsbj.com/index.php?a=2&b=201430

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-03-13 15:35

kao,　我刚悄悄的寻思了一下儿这个小娘是找女朋友还是找女朋友。。。。

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-13 15:38

I'm highly unique,as only 2 women my age have the same personality type,another 9 have personality types similar to mine

I can't decide it is her bad English or bad math...

dropby · Post by **dropby** » 2007-03-13 15:42

Knowing wrote:
CAVA wrote:看Check out the newest ads posted today上的某些条目
where is that?

小白你不要老赞同我，人家会疑心我们是一伙儿的。

你们难道不是一伙儿的?

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-13 15:50

Seeking Businessmen and Businesswomen

Contact
Ad Number: 200904
Ad placer: SexyTeacher
Description
I am an English language teacher who is available to both men and women who would like me to assist them while in Beijing. In addition to English and Chinese, am also fluent in Korean.

Am available as translator, tourist guide, hostess, and for companionship after a long day at work. I am equally comfortable being with a man, a woman, or a couple. Although slight in stature, I more than compensate for it with my enthusiasm and eagerness to provide the very best in whatever services you require.

OMG, how fascinating! And another extreme:

looking for my MR. right - future husband.

Ad Number: 200995
Ad placer: 13085495
Description
I'm 28 from south china, 156cm, 45kg, soft, kindhearted, working in Beijing 3 years, my job is not stable, my ideal life is to be an attractive housewife and have my own small business, i'd like to enjoy my life with you - my prince, raising our children.

looking for a man who is looking for a long term serious relationship eventually leading to marriage.
sicking of the mind games. If this sounds like you, then Email me.
my email address: xxxxx

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-03-13 15:51

Knowing wrote:
I'm highly unique,as only 2 women my age have the same personality type,another 9 have personality types similar to mine
I can't decide it is her bad English or bad math...

我迅速的决定这是个美国孩子，hence，不识数儿。

karen · Post by **karen** » 2007-03-13 15:58

Knowing wrote:
Seeking Businessmen and Businesswomen

Contact
Ad Number: 200904
Ad placer: SexyTeacher
Description
I am an English language teacher who is available to both men and women who would like me to assist them while in Beijing. In addition to English and Chinese, am also fluent in Korean.

Am available as translator, tourist guide, hostess, and for companionship after a long day at work. I am equally comfortable being with a man, a woman, or a couple. Although slight in stature, I more than compensate for it with my enthusiasm and eagerness to provide the very best in whatever services you require.

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Oh my god, she is so willing! She will do men, women, couples... wasai!

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-13 16:25

Apparently, it’s not just hard out there for a pimp...

simonsun · Post by **simonsun** » 2007-03-13 22:46

It's all Chinese girls seeking western guys, or western guys seeking Chinese girls.... So this "chick" is really breaking the stereotypes

I'm sorry, Most chinese girls here are bitches or old virgins..thats not what im looking for.and most chinese girls are snob..and its not that easy to be friends with chinese girl,no offence,if your great and different,i'd like to know more about ya tho.

This is her first paragraph... orz

Also note:

Ad placer: disaster
Email: youwontloveme@xxx

Tell me this is a joke, a wonderful piece of skit

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » 2007-03-14 8:01

Have I posted this before?

hierarchy of laowai in China.
>
> Those who come on tour groups look down on those who
> would never dare travel to a “third world country”;
> independent tourists look down on those who come on
> tour groups; backpackers look down on independent
> tourists; “hardcore” backpackers look down on the
> other backpackers; English teachers look down on
> backpackers; expats here on business look down on
> English teachers; and the fucking reporters look
> down on everybody.
>
> Speaking Chinese knocks you up one category, as does
> marrying Chinese or being a foreign-born Han. I have
> yet to meet the top of the pyramid: an ABC who
> speaks fluent Mandarin, married a local girl, and works for
> the New York Times. But I’m sure he would look down
> on all of us.

森林的火焰 · Post by **森林的火焰** » 2007-03-14 8:11

这个跟钱钟书的大学生很象嘛。

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-03-14 9:45

That's hilarious

森林的火焰 · Post by **森林的火焰** » 2007-03-14 9:49

我十分感动其中有一位对羊肉串儿的一片诚心。打听自己怎么做，用什么佐料，又惧著名羊肉串出品地信息。中间有一个居心叵测的，说“那净是驴马老鼠肉做的，可不卫生啦”，人家回了一句：“I don't give a f*** s**t!"太真诚了，太执著了。我好感动。你们怎么都只盯着男女关系（男男关系，女女关系）看呢？

simonsun · Post by **simonsun** » 2007-03-14 11:43

森林的火焰 wrote:我十分感动其中有一位对羊肉串儿的一片诚心。打听自己怎么做，用什么佐料，又惧著名羊肉串出品地信息。中间有一个居心叵测的，说“那净是驴马老鼠肉做的，可不卫生啦”，人家回了一句：“I don't give a f*** s**t!"太真诚了，太执著了。我好感动。你们怎么都只盯着男女关系（男男关系，女女关系）看呢？

食色不是并列的么

85192820 · Post by **85192820** » 2007-03-26 2:52

08年杀过去~

simonsun · Post by **simonsun** » 2007-03-26 21:10

85192820 wrote:08年杀过去~

你需要县级以上的通行证哦。不过归国华侨，海外华人，国外贵宾也许不用那么麻烦。

http://211.154.103.100/news/2006-09/15/ ... 214681.htm