[闲聊]三姑六婆

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » 2007-04-10 10:05

(背景阅读:《师妹语录》http://www.fabvalley.org/bbs/viewtopic.php?t=2212)

话说去年秋天我“带球跑"，还很勤劳地三姑六婆着张罗撮合一个哥们儿和我的师妹。不但陪着出去玩儿了几次，还忍着恶心给他们做好吃的。

不过一切都值得。

到了生蛋节，这俩人就颠儿颠儿地跑到佛罗里达度假去了。

出发前，哥们儿按我们给宝宝准备的配置，火速购进了一个数码单反。

临走那天跑来，忘记买存储卡了，拿走我们的先用。

新年之后，我们就兵荒马乱了。

等我们喘过一口气来，敢情人俩都过上“托拉斯”（《茶馆》台词，意为：全包圆儿）的幸福生活了。

师妹去年脸色晦暗，这会儿丰润了很多。

哥们浑身上下都是师妹给设计的行头。

我先生挤兑哥们：J Crew给你发广告费么。

上周他们俩联袂请我娘出去吃晚饭---我们俩上了一天班累了，而且得在家看孩子。

5点出发，11点才回来。老太太还神采奕奕的。

我们俩问，开心么？

我娘说，开心，开心，两个人抢着说话。

我们俩异口同声地问：说什么？怎么勾搭上的？

我娘作 ft 状大笑起来。

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2007-04-10 10:30

What exactly is 单反?

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » 2007-04-10 10:30

digital single-lens reflex camera (digital SLR or DSLR)

Elysees · Post by **Elysees** » 2007-04-10 11:41

haha，您终于可以说“带球跑”这个词儿了，心里很爽吧～～

Jun，单反就是那种按下快门有咔嗒一声而不是支支声的相机。

森林的火焰 · Post by **森林的火焰** » 2007-04-10 12:30

什么叫“带球跑”？

小Ｅ的解释真精当！真精当！让我等外行一看就咣然大悟了。

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2007-04-10 12:30

Thanks for the explanation, but ... what's 支支声的相机???

DeBeers · Post by **DeBeers** » 2007-04-10 12:52

傻瓜相机(point & shoot)

带球跑就是怀孕挺着个大肚子行动

Elysees · Post by **Elysees** » 2007-04-10 13:20

哎，蚕啊，写个三姑六婆的帖子，都要跟一堆人后面给你做名词注解，你看看你。

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-04-10 13:23

做媒成功了，又？

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-04-10 13:35

Where is the 又?

CAVA · Post by **CAVA** » 2007-04-10 13:41

写出来的就这么一椿似乎，没写出来的咱就不清楚了。

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-04-10 13:54

is that the same couple? i thought there is one couple whose 辈分 in relation to Dr. Silkworm and her darling hubby is quite complicated when they got married and had kids?

karen · Post by **karen** » 2007-04-10 13:56

异性吸引真是神奇的东西。比如说同性中觉得对方脸色晦暗，可是某粒异性看见了，哗，如天仙，巴不得再瞅几眼。

花差花差小将军 · Post by **花差花差小将军** » 2007-04-10 14:02

CNN has BREAKING news telling us the photographer was the father to Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. BREAKING news, man, among all the people suffering and dying in other parts of the world

karen · Post by **karen** » 2007-04-10 14:17

WAhhhhsai! He gets all the money now?

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-04-10 14:29

花差花差小将军 wrote:CNN has BREAKING news telling us the photographer was the father to Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. BREAKING news, man, among all the people suffering and dying in other parts of the world

who cares about suffering and dying people?
in a way, this kindda of thing is a sad reflection of the people of the time.

花差花差小将军 · Post by **花差花差小将军** » 2007-04-10 14:31

He's becoming the guardian of the kid, hence, he's the keeper of the money, I guess

What a blow to the lawyer, whose name was on the birth certificate as the father

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-04-10 14:39

Dont' worry. Very soon we will hear the lawyer is writing a tell-all book about why he was all confused and thought he was the father.
Oh, did you hear that? New Jersey's very ex-governer is now in a bitter divorce battle with his wife! And he accused her of being ---"homophobia". Can you believe this guy? He is so ...beyond...shameless, even by a politician's standard.

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » 2007-04-10 14:49

那对辈分关系复杂的，跟我没关系哈。

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » 2007-04-10 14:50

Knowing wrote: New Jersey's very ex-governer

好象在新闻里看见他访问中国，中美合办一个什么大学。

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-04-10 14:54

University for closet-gays :How to make your brokeback marriage as pleasant as possible (for you anyway, who the f__k cares about the wives)

karen · Post by **karen** » 2007-04-10 15:04

Waaahsai! This ex-governor is unbelievable! What kind of job does he have now?

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-04-10 15:05

silkworm wrote:那对辈分关系复杂的，跟我没关系哈。

难道不是在你们家碰上的么？

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-04-10 15:23

karen wrote:Waaahsai! This ex-governor is unbelievable! What kind of job does he have now?

Well, he is living with an Aussy executive bf someone in NJ, attending church regularly, seeking custody of the daughter from his wife, and filing for child support. Can you believe this guy?

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2007-04-10 15:27

The gay community should banish him -- he gives the radical conservatives more ammunition against gay couples raising children.

tiffany · Post by **tiffany** » 2007-04-10 15:29

哦买糕的，真正没有最无耻，只有更无耻

Knowing · Post by **Knowing** » 2007-04-10 15:33

政客无耻起来，其他人确是要纷纷甘拜下风。

森林的火焰 · Post by **森林的火焰** » 2007-04-10 15:36

Knowing wrote:政客无耻起来，其他人确是要纷纷甘拜下风。

何止甘拜下风，简直要闻风而逃。

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2007-04-10 18:06

He's perfect for a position in the administration's cabinet. Is he a lawyer? He could replace Al Gonzo when the latter finally steps down...

笑嘻嘻 · Post by **笑嘻嘻** » 2007-04-10 21:22

我记得你中间还有一次也讲了他们俩. 哦, 对了, 是在你家吃饭, 结果你说漏了嘴, 对了还在暧昧阶段需要借助你家地方联络感情的男方说: 你老婆怎样怎样. 对不对?

我还记得我刚工作的时候, 我们公司的美女会计说过: 女人天生爱做媒.

Elysees · Post by **Elysees** » 2007-04-10 23:23

钱老的话，做媒和做母亲，是女人的天生本能。
哇哈哈～

silkworm · Post by **silkworm** » 2007-04-11 3:39

还是笑嘻嘻看贴认真记性超好！

笑嘻嘻 · Post by **笑嘻嘻** » 2007-04-11 5:36

不敢在蚕博面前班门弄斧。我谦虚地说。

Jun · Post by **Jun** » 2007-04-11 7:05

钱老的话，做媒和做母亲，是女人的天生本能。

Gee, according to 钱老, I'm no woman.