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on gymgoing

Post by simonsun » 2009-03-18 17:05

From a Darwinian point of view, strong men are role models of all men, as they are physically fitter for the cruel jungle world. They have greater chances to survive hardship, and are more likely to be successful at passing on their genes. This is largely true even in today, when the society is no longer dominated by pure physical power.

I shall exclude well-educated white-collar grownups from this picture. They are often too polite to detest their peers' beer belly, or simply have grown into a mental state where they cease to notice their own. They have established a life, their biological task is done, so who cares what comes next? It is in the young people's world (where most parts are still uncertain) that the raw nature shines from time to time. Brainy boys with weak limbs are forever prone to mockery; and it is always the basketball jocks, not the math nerds that win the dance with the prom queens. Being smart is good. But biceps are essential as well.<more>

So there comes the gym. Men who lost in the genetic lottery now have a way to catch up. It is interesting how gyms advertise themselves today-- trainers with unbelievable physique are trying to convince us that through rigorous training we can be like them-- a promise that fails 99% of the time. Through many hours of monotonous routines and repeated defeats, I gradually come to this conclusion-- the purpose weightlifting has shifted, big time. It used to be purely functional-- to improve health and enhance strength. Physical beauty, which used to be merely a testimony of perfect health condition, now takes the center stage.

That's why people alter their dietary structure and drink protein shake instead of milk and weigh themselves thrice a day. Some of these changes have scientific grounds, most don't. In a culture that values masculinity somehow by the size of muscles, gym becomes the boot camp where men are at imaginary war with themselves. There is a price to pay-- membership, apparels, nutrition-- and possible internal affliction. Those who have a well proportioned torso with clearly defined muscles easily win far more reverence in the gym, while their flaunting manners constantly inflict jealousy and self-abasement in our insecure souls. There exist an undeniable hierarchy in the once innocent health-boosting Eden-- and wherever there is a hierarchy, men try to climb onto the top.

I‘m a gym rat myself and I have to admit that there's something addictive about weightlifting. One observation is that this addiction is similar to runner's high, only far more psychological than biological. When the change is visible both in the mirror and from the way people talk to you, you taste the sweetness. And once you taste the sweetness you don't want to stop-- the eternal quest for a bigger arm is nothing unlike a kinky fetish. Another observation is that this aesthetics is far from being universal. If I were born 900 years earlier I would probably have been sent off to (real) wars considering my current shape-- charming gentlemen always stayed indoors and wrote poems.
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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-18 19:24

我本来以为西门是做庸脂俗粉叹,看到最后明白原来是自拍肩膀赞自家牛肉状态。。。。。。

没片片没真相!
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Post by simonsun » 2009-03-19 0:28

哪里有上来就要照片的,一点也不端庄。 :mrgreen:
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Post by Knowing » 2009-03-19 9:14

谁在GYM 里勾搭你了看把你美的。
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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 10:41

1?上来表白自己身材好很端庄么?我端庄的问。
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Post by 豪情 » 2009-03-19 10:51

他那么一吹, 你就那么一听好了. 反正网上吹牛很容易, 谁还查去.

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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 10:55

房子车子什么的也就算了,肌肉男我老还是有兴致追究一下儿的。。。。
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Post by Knowing » 2009-03-19 10:58

他的肌肉不够well defined. 不是很好看。
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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 10:59

你咋知道的?
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Post by Knowing » 2009-03-19 11:00

我看见过照片。照片。。。
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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 11:01

那不是近照,近照。。。。
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Post by Knowing » 2009-03-19 11:03

他基因长的就不well defined,再举重练还是大块膨胀,不可能有很优美的lean and fit 那种效果。没什么看头的。我觉得。
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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 11:06

恩,良人教育我说,举重大重量是练习肌肉体积的,小重量多次重复是练形状的。。。。

还是其实小k暗暗的暗示人家雄性激素分泌量不足?
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Post by Knowing » 2009-03-19 11:10

他雄性激素不足用的着看照片吗?你瞧他说什么都扭扭捏捏吞吞吐吐的样子,比少女还少。
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Re: on gymgoing

Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 11:14

simonsun wrote:From a Darwinian point of view, strong men are role models of all men, as they are physically fitter for the cruel jungle world. They have greater chances to survive hardship, and are more likely to be successful at passing on their genes. This is largely true even in today, when the society is no longer dominated by pure physical power.

I shall exclude well-educated white-collar grownups from this picture. They are often too polite to detest their peers' beer belly, or simply have grown into a mental state where they cease to notice their own. They have established a life, their biological task is done, so who cares what comes next? It is in the young people's world (where most parts are still uncertain) that the raw nature shines from time to time. Brainy boys with weak limbs are forever prone to mockery; and it is always the basketball jocks, not the math nerds that win the dance with the prom queens. Being smart is good. But biceps are essential as well.<more>

So there comes the gym. Men who lost in the genetic lottery now have a way to catch up. It is interesting how gyms advertise themselves today-- trainers with unbelievable physique are trying to convince us that through rigorous training we can be like them-- a promise that fails 99% of the time. Through many hours of monotonous routines and repeated defeats, I gradually come to this conclusion-- the purpose weightlifting has shifted, big time. It used to be purely functional-- to improve health and enhance strength. Physical beauty, which used to be merely a testimony of perfect health condition, now takes the center stage.

That's why people alter their dietary structure and drink protein shake instead of milk and weigh themselves thrice a day. Some of these changes have scientific grounds, most don't. In a culture that values masculinity somehow by the size of muscles, gym becomes the boot camp where men are at imaginary war with themselves. There is a price to pay-- membership, apparels, nutrition-- and possible internal affliction. Those who have a well proportioned torso with clearly defined muscles easily win far more reverence in the gym, while their flaunting manners constantly inflict jealousy and self-abasement in our insecure souls. There exist an undeniable hierarchy in the once innocent health-boosting Eden-- and wherever there is a hierarchy, men try to climb onto the top.

I‘m a gym rat myself and I have to admit that there's something addictive about weightlifting. One observation is that this addiction is similar to runner's high, only far more psychological than biological. When the change is visible both in the mirror and from the way people talk to you, you taste the sweetness. And once you taste the sweetness you don't want to stop-- the eternal quest for a bigger arm is nothing unlike a kinky fetish. Another observation is that this aesthetics is far from being universal. If I were born 900 years earlier I would probably have been sent off to (real) wars considering my current shape-- charming gentlemen always stayed indoors and wrote poems.
这么一说我得赶紧立此存照。。。。
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Post by gigi » 2009-03-19 11:40

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Post by gigi » 2009-03-19 11:58

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Post by simonsun » 2009-03-19 12:30

随你说好来。反正你说了我也不会少块肉。哼唧 :artist:
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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 12:39

安慰安慰肌肉男,可是哈,说话难听不要介意啊,你这个肉到底是五花肉还是纯瘦肉啊?
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Post by 笑嘻嘻 » 2009-03-19 12:40

simonsun wrote:随你说好来。反正你说了我也不会少块肉。哼唧 :artist:
不好意思,你最近 credit 太差。
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Post by simonsun » 2009-03-19 12:43

真会穷追猛打 :shock: 继续充耳不闻,哼唧 :artist:
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Post by 火星狗 » 2009-03-19 12:44

难得孙同学正经说话,你们还不赶紧鼓励鼓励? :mrgreen: 要加强positive反射,弱化negative反射……

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Post by tiffany » 2009-03-19 12:55

那不公平,我们每天都正经说话,反倒要受伊吞吞吐吐的憋。

我的point就是,我很浅薄,肌肉男够肌肉,我就不介意啦
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